If Home Improvement was made today: What could use more power from Tim The Toolman Taylor?

[WeeHawky]

Any ideas?

[GhostyOsty]

who what when where why how

[GunsForBucks]

His part should be played by a lion. I guess they have a lot of free time but not many opportunities.. seems like a win-win to me.

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

Diesel powered laptop.

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

引用自 tiny E：

Tim Allen is an idiot.

Yes he is. He got busted for being a Coke mule when that was what literally a bajillion people were doing and didn't get nabbed.

He is also a rat!

But he's also the tool Man...

But he's also on that incredibly political show last Man standing. I hate that show.

引用自 Miss Ann Thrope：

引用自 Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍：

Diesel powered laptop.

The Binford 9000 Gaming Laptop.

don't say things like that otherwise I'm going to have to play The home improvement game. I might be the second person on the planet that actually gets to the second level.

[trousers]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQwYNca4iog

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

引用自 Miss Ann Thrope：

引用自 Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍：

don't say things like that otherwise I'm going to have to play The home improvement game. I might be the second person on the planet that actually gets to the second level.

Huh. I didn't even know that existed until now. According to a quick Google search, it was considered among the top 20 worst console games of the 90s. That's quite a feat.

Oh yeah. If you want to hate Tim Allen, play that game for about 5 minutes.

[Soap]

Robot vacuums. They go too slow, can’t do stairs, and don’t fetch beer.

Don’t you want a beer Al? No that’s my beer Al. Forget about the beer. Let’s show the folks at home how they can improve their vacuum.

First thing we need to do is knock out this wall. Then we can bring in the jet engine we’re going to hook up to the vacuum oh ho hoa. Don’t worry Al it’s not from a 747 it’s from a small scale test model of a 747.

Al why are you putting on a bullet proof vest? Come help me put the brackets on the robot.

Al: “I don’t think so Tim.”

[Adversary]

It would not get made today given the current state of affairs in Hollywood and the sociopolitical climate being largely against people like Tim Allen. Then again, considering what you unironically have to do in order to get work in, well, most any entertainment industry, perhaps that's a good thing.

[Electric Cupcake]

引用自 ᚨᛞᚡᛖᚱᛋᚨᚱᛃ：

It would not get made today given the current state of affairs in Hollywood and the sociopolitical climate being largely against people like Tim Allen. Then again, considering what you unironically have to do in order to get work in, well, most any entertainment industry, perhaps that's a good thing.

Largely against? I don't think anyone would have cared too much about his political stances if he hadn't put himself in the crosshairs with that very imprudent holocaust remark.