Subway bread isn't actually a bread

[Tiberius]

https://youtu.be/W4w52qVNnv4

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[vexviron]

I watched them cook it from dough. The Irish court is filled with morons.

[Von-Reaper]

Burger kings lettuce isnt lettuce, its actually confetti with glue and olive oil in it.

[tmwfte]

Subway Meat Cakes.

Some international laws are weird. Same with taxes.

[Rio]

Of course the bread is full of sugar. Its candy.

[🍋 Lemonfed 🍋]

It's not bread , it's cholate-less chocolate cookies.

[Magma Dragoon]

in the US most states collect sales tax on any purchase from a restaurant

[🍋 Lemonfed 🍋]

In the north pole , santa claus subway sandwich are made with gingerbread.

[vexviron]

dough + oven = bread, it's that simple. Dough + irishCourt + oven = !bread. if bread == !bread, then irishCourt = moron.

[Had Matter]

Opprinnelig skrevet av vexviron:

dough + oven = bread, it's that simple. Dough + irishCourt + oven = !bread. if bread == !bread, then irishCourt = moron.

So, cake is bread?

[Rio]

Well cake bread is very different from normal bread. I've tried baking with cake bread mix before or flour or whatever.

It was pretty...different...

[vexviron]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Had Matter:

Opprinnelig skrevet av vexviron:

dough + oven = bread, it's that simple. Dough + irishCourt + oven = !bread. if bread == !bread, then irishCourt = moron.

So, cake is bread?

you have to add more ingredients to make cake, like dough+oven+icing=cake

[Gus the Crocodile]

Opprinnelig skrevet av vexviron:

I watched them cook it from dough. The Irish court is filled with morons.

They're not saying it's "not bread" in a colloquial sense, they're saying that due to the bread's ingredients, it doesn't fall under the tax category "bread as a staple food".

[vexviron]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Gus the Crocodile:

Opprinnelig skrevet av vexviron:

I watched them cook it from dough. The Irish court is filled with morons.

They're not saying it's "not bread" in a colloquial sense, they're saying that due to the bread's ingredients, it doesn't fall under the tax category "bread as a staple food".

Common now, your getting too serious around here. We are only messing around, we don't need any facts here! If you bake bread, you made bread. If you bake bread with lots of sugar, then you made bread with lots of sugar. What are staples anymore, other than a piece of metal that holds paper together... If the one government says that bread is not bread because it's not a piece of metal that holds paper together, then I have no interest in listening to that government or their rules.

[Frostylicious]

100% “not real” bread! For real!

[Gus the Crocodile]

Opprinnelig skrevet av vexviron:

Opprinnelig skrevet av Gus the Crocodile:

They're not saying it's "not bread" in a colloquial sense, they're saying that due to the bread's ingredients, it doesn't fall under the tax category "bread as a staple food".

Common now, your getting too serious around here. We are only messing around, we don't need any facts here! If you bake bread, you made bread. If you bake bread with lots of sugar, then you made bread with lots of sugar. What are staples anymore, other than a piece of metal that holds paper together... If the one government says that bread is not bread because it's not a piece of metal that holds paper together, then I have no interest in listening to that government or their rules.

Well just for future reference, making two posts calling the court morons is a good way to make yourself look like the one taking it too seriously. Anyway, have fun.