If I beat up the owner of a MMA dojo will I be the new owner?

[Mustard Tiger]

Ancient doctrine perhaps?

[ṼṏẌṏḭḊ]

Yeah, that's how it works.
The old Dojo master is honour bound to hand over the title and go into exile.

[Morphic]

MMA has no honor code so no. It would just prove the students should stop paying 200+$ a month for lessons from the owner and instead pay you.

[Mustard Tiger]

Origineel geplaatst door tiny E:

I strongly urge the OP to try it and see what happens.

I've been watching a lot of Cobra Kai and bloating up on sodium and Bang energy drinks, I'm more powerful than ever.

[AD]

Absolutely, you will even get to expand it into prison for people who beat up other people for free!

[chiefputsilao✖️ping]

only if the dojo owner is your husband.

[BanOphobia My Struggle]

I was watching videos of MMA fighters taking on the more classical styles OP. They got wrecked for sure. I go for classical style masters first lol.

[Starbug]

You couldn't beat him or her up anyway so this is just another pipe dream in which you waz alphaz

[BanOphobia My Struggle]

Origineel geplaatst door Starbug:

You couldn't beat him or her up anyway so this is just another pipe dream in which you waz alphaz

If they tall and fat enough and someone pushed them they could win with a pin down?

[Starbug]

Origineel geplaatst door Tongue in Cheek Way of the Wang:

Origineel geplaatst door Starbug:

You couldn't beat him or her up anyway so this is just another pipe dream in which you waz alphaz

If they tall and fat enough and someone pushed them they could win with a pin down?

He might be able to pin the owner down if we took his base weight plus the weight of everyone's disappointment in him.

[Von-Reaper]

Video or it didn't happen

[BanOphobia My Struggle]

Origineel geplaatst door Starbug:

Origineel geplaatst door Tongue in Cheek Way of the Wang:

If they tall and fat enough and someone pushed them they could win with a pin down?

He might be able to pin the owner down if we took his base weight plus the weight of everyone's disappointment in him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUfh58pm--o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OXhxz7UTT8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXWi8E_3wGk

[Mustard Tiger]

Origineel geplaatst door Tongue in Cheek Way of the Wang:

Origineel geplaatst door Starbug:

He might be able to pin the owner down if we took his base weight plus the weight of everyone's disappointment in him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUfh58pm--o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OXhxz7UTT8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXWi8E_3wGk

Always bet on Bloat

[Castyles]

Doesn't work that way in the west.

Or in this century, for that matter...

[crgzero]

Honor,, nah, most folks now days find it hard to spell much less know what it means.

Most likely the attacker would just find himself in jail, the owner of the dojo would get 15 seconds of fame about how he was attacked unprovoked and get some official "feel bads man" and get more students/money out of it.

[Paddy Wagon]

The answer is no because your name is probably Charlie Zelenoff. So technically you lost the match but still claimed victory.