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gunner 31/ago./2020 às 11:57
Batman versus Spiderman
Hi guys, just wondering what would happen if Batman was to fight Spiderman?
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Morphic 31/ago./2020 às 13:36 
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People seem to forget that Batman killed Superman.
killed him? when did he ever actually kill him? I know he's "beaten" him but never killed

In one of the various comic "timelines" Batman does indeed kill Superman. Batman does the totally unthinkable and completely surprises Superman by pulling a gun and shooting him with a Kryponite Bullet. Not entirely sure since I've lost track with all the various off-shoots and timeline revisions.

Anyway, people often forget Spider-Man is incredibly smart too depending on which "version". I mean, there's one where he is basically Batman but with spider powers. IMO, Spider-Man's abilities + brains would make him beat Batman if it was a random encounter. "Spider sense" and reflexes/speed are just too good.

But, like others have mentioned, if Batman knows he is going to fight Spider-Man... Batman wins. That's literally Batman's superpower. He can straight up kill the entire Justice League. Ironically Static Shock was able to beat him and the Justice League.(though they were controlled by Brainiac at the time so one could argue otherwise)
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Mihai_89 31/ago./2020 às 13:38 
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killed him? when did he ever actually kill him? I know he's "beaten" him but never killed

In one of the various comic "timelines" Batman does indeed kill Superman. Batman does the totally unthinkable and completely surprises Superman by pulling a gun and shooting him with a Kryponite Bullet. Not entirely sure since I've lost track with all the various off-shoots and timeline revisions.

Anyway, people often forget Spider-Man is incredibly smart too depending on which "version". I mean, there's one where he is basically Batman but with spider powers. IMO, Spider-Man's abilities + brains would make him beat Batman if it was a random encounter. "Spider sense" and reflexes/speed are just too good.

But, like others have mentioned, if Batman knows he is going to fight Spider-Man... Batman wins. That's literally Batman's superpower. He can literally kill the entire Justice League. Ironically Static Shock was able to beat him and the Justice League.(though they were controlled by Brainiac at the time so one could argue otherwise)

I'm not exactly up to date with the comics, but isn't Batman Animated Series/Batman Justice League Unlimited the definitive version of Batman ?

Kevin Conroy is the definitive Batman just as much as Mark Hamill is definitive Joker. If we go by that version of Batman then NO - he does not KILL.
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Batmans not crap he is just a crap at the Ninja job description of assassination. Ergo crap Ninja.

You still think he ain't a good ninja ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMgF1zmsaB0

I am still waiting for him to kill somebody? Like in this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRlfzy7Rxdo

Or this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPc9bJrr-KA

Ninjas assassinate make things dead.
Mihai_89 31/ago./2020 às 13:41 
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You still think he ain't a good ninja ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMgF1zmsaB0

I am still waiting for him to kill somebody? Like in this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRlfzy7Rxdo

Or this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPc9bJrr-KA

Ninjas assassinate make things dead.

Well that's what i was saying in my post above.

It depends what version of Batman we take.

But just for argument's sake let's say Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill are the definitive Batman and Joker. Then in that version of Batman, NO he does not KILL.
tmwfte 31/ago./2020 às 13:44 
If it's in a DC comic, Batman wins.

If it's in a Marvel comic, Batman wins. Spider-Man learns from his mistake, tries to fight again, it ends in a draw and they go get shawarma.
Spider-man is a rookie
Mihai_89 31/ago./2020 às 13:46 
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If it's in a DC comic, Batman wins.

If it's in a Marvel comic, Batman wins. Spider-Man learns from his mistake, tries to fight again, it ends in a draw and they go get shawarma.

I think Bruce would just invite Pete to one of the restaurants he owns and then in the end he'd even offer him a job as a manager over there or something similar. LOL
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I am still waiting for him to kill somebody? Like in this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRlfzy7Rxdo

Or this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPc9bJrr-KA

Ninjas assassinate make things dead.

Well that's what i was saying in my post above.

It depends what version of Batman we take.

But just for argument's sake let's say Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill are the definitive Batman and Joker. Then in that version of Batman, NO he does not KILL.

Then he failed the job description of a Ninja which is assassinate people.

My claim still stands Batman is a crap ninja if that version never kills.
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tmwfte 31/ago./2020 às 13:48 
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I think Bruce would just invite Pete to one of the restaurants he owns and then in the end he'd even offer him a job as a manager over there or something similar. LOL

Batman's a tourist in the Marvel Universe. He owns nothing there.
Mihai_89 31/ago./2020 às 13:48 
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Well that's what i was saying in my post above.

It depends what version of Batman we take.

But just for argument's sake let's say Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill are the definitive Batman and Joker. Then in that version of Batman, NO he does not KILL.

Then he failed the job description of a Ninja which is assassinate people.

My claim still stands Batman is a crap ninja if that version never kills.

Just because he REFUSES to kill doesn't mean he can't. He chooses NOT to do it. That still doesn't mean he CAN'T do it.
Mihai_89 31/ago./2020 às 13:49 
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I think Bruce would just invite Pete to one of the restaurants he owns and then in the end he'd even offer him a job as a manager over there or something similar. LOL

Batman's a tourist in the Marvel Universe. He owns nothing there.

Bruce Wayne's a billionaire, he'd probably even buy Tony Stark's company if he wanted to. LOL
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Then he failed the job description of a Ninja which is assassinate people.

My claim still stands Batman is a crap ninja if that version never kills.

Just because he REFUSES to kill doesn't mean he can't. He chooses NOT to do it. That still doesn't mean he CAN'T do it.

A Ninja that refuses to do his job properly is a crap Ninja.

That is like me saying I refuse to wipe the Queen of England arse, but my job is royal arse wiper.
tmwfte 31/ago./2020 às 13:51 
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Bruce Wayne's a billionaire, he'd probably even buy Tony Stark's company if he wanted to. LOL

He has no capital in the Marvel universe. No bank accounts. No resources. No Wayne Enterprises.
Mihai_89 31/ago./2020 às 13:51 
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Just because he REFUSES to kill doesn't mean he can't. He chooses NOT to do it. That still doesn't mean he CAN'T do it.

A Ninja that refuses to do his job properly is a crap Ninja.

That is like me saying I refuse to wipe the Queen of England arse, but my job is royal arse wiper.

That doesn't mean he CAN'T do it. He CAN but he refuses to because of his morales. He stands for justice and to protect the innocent. He won't cross his own code.
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A Ninja that refuses to do his job properly is a crap Ninja.

That is like me saying I refuse to wipe the Queen of England arse, but my job is royal arse wiper.

That doesn't mean he CAN'T do it. He CAN but he refuses to because of his morales. He stands for justice and to protect the innocent. He won't cross his own code.

and? That doesn't mean I CAN'T do it. Wipe the Queen of England arse. Still makes me a crap arse wiper if I choose not to wipe it. Ergo Batman crap Ninja if he doesn't kill.
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