my phone cracked and i new help on excuses :/

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Knut Dec 18, 2017 @ 10:29am

i punched my phone because i got mad and it cracked (not the whole screen) but i seriously need help on excuses, because i need to lie about this. my parents will go nuts! so please give me an excuse and i will be more than happy.

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Lieutenant Tea™ Dec 18, 2017 @ 10:30am

Don't lie to your parents. It never ends well.

KENJI Dec 18, 2017 @ 10:32am

just say you dropped on the floor by accident. it happens all the time

Knut Dec 18, 2017 @ 10:32am

Originally posted by Proff Tea #FP2HYPE:
Don't lie to your parents. It never ends well.

well it was actually my ipad screen :/

Captain Pentium Dec 18, 2017 @ 10:33am

You ran it over, you dropped it on a step, it was on the floor and someone stepped on it, you were hungry, someone ugly looked at it, stuff fell on it.

Lieutenant Tea™ Dec 18, 2017 @ 10:33am

Originally posted by ℳƙ | King.K:
Originally posted by Proff Tea #FP2HYPE:
Don't lie to your parents. It never ends well.
well it was actually my ipad screen :/

That litterly makes it no different. Just get it over with and be honest.

Knut Dec 18, 2017 @ 10:34am

Originally posted by Proff Tea #FP2HYPE:
Originally posted by ℳƙ | King.K:
well it was actually my ipad screen :/
That litterly makes it no different. Just get it over with and be honest.

bro he will be pissed! and pieces are coming out of it!

Protocol27 Dec 18, 2017 @ 10:37am

Just say that someone tried to assassinate you from behind and you managed to dodge the attack, but the attack cracked your ipad screen. When you involve assassins, anything can make sense.

Seriously though, just admit you broke it. If it's still functional it should be fine. If not, it's best to get it over with.

Knut Dec 18, 2017 @ 10:37am

Originally posted by Protocol27:
Just say that someone tried to assassinate you from behind and you managed to dodge the attack, but the attack cracked your ipad screen. When you involve assassins, anything can make sense.

Seriously though, just admit you broke it. If it's still functional it should be fine. If not, it's best to get it over with.

pieces are coming out of it...

76561198034396398 Dec 18, 2017 @ 10:38am

there was this bloody great rat,of course with the demise of magazines and newspapers you had no choice but to use it to defend yourself

Captain Pentium Dec 18, 2017 @ 10:38am

Originally posted by ℳƙ | King.K:
Originally posted by Protocol27:
Just say that someone tried to assassinate you from behind and you managed to dodge the attack, but the attack cracked your ipad screen. When you involve assassins, anything can make sense.

Seriously though, just admit you broke it. If it's still functional it should be fine. If not, it's best to get it over with.
pieces are coming out of it...

Duct Tape

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Knut Dec 18, 2017 @ 10:38am

Originally posted by Lo Wang @genericscamsite.com:
Originally posted by ℳƙ | King.K:
pieces are coming out of it...
Duct Tape

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Jej Dec 18, 2017 @ 10:38am

Don't be a lying git and come clean.

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Protocol27 Dec 18, 2017 @ 10:39am

Originally posted by ℳƙ | King.K:
Originally posted by Protocol27:
Just say that someone tried to assassinate you from behind and you managed to dodge the attack, but the attack cracked your ipad screen. When you involve assassins, anything can make sense.

Seriously though, just admit you broke it. If it's still functional it should be fine. If not, it's best to get it over with.
pieces are coming out of it...

I didn't see that part while typing my comment.

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