Describe the Most Gross Person You've Ever Met

[Fly Guy]

I'll start: I knew a guy who farted without shame and every time someone complained, he said that it was just air. He would even lift up his legs and let loose.

Edit: Must be nonfiction and someone you met in real life.

[Von-Reaper]

A guy i know smells like armpits 24/7

[Ramonkey]

A homeless guy from here in the city. He’s a very friendly person, just he looks and smells very gross

[Fajita Jim]

800+ pounds, can't get out of bed, can't roll over, still won't stop eating. The guy puts down 4 large pizzas and doesn't stop stacking on chips and candy between meals. He's in his late 20's and his mom and sister have to do everything for him. And I mean EVERYTHING.

[Birds]

Not another you thread

[Chunk Norris ☯]

Gross...that's a tough one. I've experienced so much.

Once when working a psychiatric ward/mentally handicapped facility that dealt with those types of folks who got out of the prison system.. I used to know this patient who seemed like a totally normal dude. He'd have normal conversations. He'd always be seen eating something in a napkin. Turns out he was Coprophagia, ate it like a snickers bar that was wrapped in the napkin. The worst bit about this besides his breathe was his smile...you know when you get a piece of lettuce stuck in your teeth?

Another really gross guy was this other patient who was very combative and the second the staff and him would start to butt heads he'd strip out of all his clothes and start throwing tables and chairs at people. He was an overweight guy in his 50s, and what was bad, was he looked exactly like my girlfriends Dad.

There's one story of another guy who was so bad I can't write about it here.

Some of the people I worked with, some of their pasts was chilling.

[Chunk Norris ☯]

I have a farting story for you.

In the US Army, they teach you stop using manners. No pleases, not thank you's. No Social niceties. For something like farting which they tend to use in their humor alot, you just pass gas.When you're eating just let it fly no biggy.

When I got out of the military and was on a plane ride home I hadn't eaten junk food in about 6 months. And there was a fried chicken franchise that we didn't have back home, so I bought a large order and started eating it.

Another thing they teach you in, is to eat fast. Really fast. So I'm gobbling up this chicken holding the food right next to me, just gobbling it up like I'm a ravenous wolf and it tasted amazing and I was pretty hungry. Unfortunately all the fast food gave me gas, no problem. Just fart away.

And so there I was sitting at a table devouring food so fast that it looked kind of gross, farting away and I look over at this family at a table. They literally had the food paused halfway to their mouths and were staring at me like I was some kind of monster. A mother, father and their two kids. It was hilarious.

Eventually I learned to have manners and to digest my food.

[𝓡𝓮𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓒𝓪𝓽]

Originally posted by Fly Guy:

I'll start: I knew a guy who farted without shame and every time someone complained, he said that it was just air. He would even lift up his legs and let loose.

Edit: Must be nonfiction and someone you met in real life.

Sorry but this had me cracking up, a very hilarious read. 😂 The grossest person that I've ever met was this one dude who only showered every other day and wore dirty clothes. His armpit hair that looked like an overgrown bush also trapped the sweat and stained his underarms. 🤮

[Chunk Norris ☯]

Originally posted by 𝓡𝓮𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓒𝓪𝓽:

Originally posted by Fly Guy:

I'll start: I knew a guy who farted without shame and every time someone complained, he said that it was just air. He would even lift up his legs and let loose.

Edit: Must be nonfiction and someone you met in real life.

Sorry but this had me cracking up, a very hilarious read. 😂 The grossest person that I've ever met was this one dude who only showered every other day and wore dirty clothes, his armpit hair that looked like an overgrown bush also trapped the sweat and stained his underarms. 🤮

I used to work in a resort where one of the chefs never bathed. We called him "Pig Pen" It was in the desert and the heat alone made you want to take multiple showers a day.

[𝓡𝓮𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓒𝓪𝓽]

Originally posted by Mr. Snow ☯:

Originally posted by 𝓡𝓮𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓒𝓪𝓽:

Sorry but this had me cracking up, a very hilarious read. 😂 The grossest person that I've ever met was this one dude who only showered every other day and wore dirty clothes, his armpit hair that looked like an overgrown bush also trapped the sweat and stained his underarms. 🤮

I used to work in a resort where one of the chefs never bathed. We called him "Pig Pen" It was in the desert and the heat alone made you want to take multiple showers a day.

This is absolutely disgusting. I bet if those poor resorters found out they would have asked for a refund. Imagine someone who smells like a garbage dump making your food 🤢

[Captain Morgan]

She is the wife of a former president. Her husband cheated on her with a mediocre secretary (counting out all other affairs) and still, she remained pinned firmly in place, all while acting pro women rights, preaching equality and women independence. She lost a debate against the best president of all time, exposed herself all on her own and her leaked emails, were filled with scandals, plus illegal underground ties with bigshot scum.

[Chuuya Nakahara]

My little cousin literally picked up a snail from the ground and ate it.

[𝓡𝓮𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓒𝓪𝓽]

Originally posted by Fred Durst:

Originally posted by 𝓡𝓮𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓒𝓪𝓽:

This is absolutely disgusting. I bet if those poor resorters found out they would have asked for a refund. Imagine someone who smells like a garbage dump making your food 🤢

A lot of people must like eating at a place that smells like a garbage dump though, just look at how many people go to McDonald's. Plus another bonus is that most of their chefs look like they just came from a garbage dump.

Ohhhhhhhh, shots fired! Well I mean, you're not wrong though. 🔥🔥🔥
https://youtu.be/4ZO40y4SvEQ

[𝕎𝔸𝕃𝕋𝔼ℝ]

Originally posted by Makoto Yuki:

My little cousin literally picked up a snail from the ground and ate it.

Alpha af

[Chunk Norris ☯]

Originally posted by Fred Durst:

Originally posted by 𝓡𝓮𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓒𝓪𝓽:

This is absolutely disgusting. I bet if those poor resorters found out they would have asked for a refund. Imagine someone who smells like a garbage dump making your food 🤢

A lot of people must like eating at a place that smells like a garbage dump though, just look at how many people go to McDonald's. Plus another bonus is that most of their chefs look like they just came from a garbage dump.

We had good food and the place was kept nice/clean. We had a full menu with shrimps/steaks being the fancy end of it. We just were remote and had one hell of a time find good staff.

Pig Pen was actually a pretty good cook. I ate his food all the time when he first started working there...once we realized he didn't bath at all I stopped.

To be honest I know it sounds bad but the guy with the hook hand was the guy who really grossed me out. Pig Pen would wash his hands, but the guy with a hook for hand...I just don't see how he could have proper handwashing techniques after having his morning BM.

[Edge_Master]

was getting some food items from a supermarket and a feral bogan came through the isle.

He clearly did not know the meaning of water nor soap and most certainly did not know that deodorant existed, the dirty feral bastard was stinking up the joint so badly I wanted to bash the ♥♥♥♥ but i was afraid i might get some weird disease from the dirty feral dog ♥♥♥♥.