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Drystoner Feb 16, 2020 @ 10:36am
Toss a coin to your Witcher
When a humble bard
Graced a ride along
With Geralt of Rivia
Along came this song

When the White Wolf fought
A silver tongued devil
His army of elves
At his hooves did they revel

They came after me
With masterful deceit
Broke down my lute
And they kicked in my teeth

While the devil's horns
Minced our tender meat
And so cried the Witcher
He can't be bleat

Toss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, valley of plenty
Oh, valley of plenty, oh
Toss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, valley of plenty

At the edge of the world
Fight the mighty horde
That bashes and breaks you
And bring you the morn, oh

He thrust every elf
Far back on the shelf
High up on the mountain
From whence it came

He wiped out your pest
Got kicked in his chest
He's a friend of humanity
So give him the rest

That's my epic tale
Our champion prevailed
Defeated the villain
Now pour him some ale

Toss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, valley of plenty
Oh, valley of plenty, oh

Toss a coin to your Witcher
A friend of humanity
Toss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, valley of plenty
Oh, valley of plenty

Toss a coin to your Witcher
A friend of humanity
Toss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, valley of plenty
Oh, valley of plenty
Toss a coin to your Witcher
A friend of humanity
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Kaylia MoonRaven Feb 16, 2020 @ 10:44am 
:charm:
F Feb 16, 2020 @ 10:44am 
Your poem sucks.
Incarnate Feb 16, 2020 @ 1:42pm 
Yikes. Is the whole game that cringey?
Meove Feb 16, 2020 @ 7:01pm 
O valley o plenty
AustrAlien2010 Feb 17, 2020 @ 9:37am 
And along case a wording sea.
I like the witcher, but that is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ song.
You basically just fornite flossed in front of my face posting this.
SMIFFY Feb 17, 2020 @ 10:39am 
*shudders*
Vince ✟ Feb 17, 2020 @ 11:08am 
The cringe is in the replies
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Date Posted: Feb 16, 2020 @ 10:36am
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