most alpha workout?

[PhantomCosades]

i vote weighted pullups, i saw the broscience video and he really convinced me.

weighted pullups tell everyone in your gym that you are too strong to pull up your own body, you are basically flexing on everything by dipping your metal ballsack into the earth's mouth.

[Spud the Spud]

Making someone else workout for you is far more alpha than that.

[⌘Ørtona43␘]

Pullups... sorta like Huggies or traditional baby diapers... yes ok, what ever works for you.

[PhantomCosades]

Originally posted by ⌘Ørtona43␘:

Pullups... sorta like Huggies or traditional baby diapers... yes ok, what ever works for you.

WEIGHTED pullups

[The Rock God]

The most alpha workout is the one you get with a girl.
Maybe you'll get to try it some day.

[Vince ✟]

Tire flipping
Keg tossing
Idk I'm not a....workout type

[Little Miss Terror]

This is a meme post, right?

[PhantomCosades]

Originally posted by The Rock God:

The most alpha workout is the one you get with a girl.
Maybe you'll get to try it some day.

♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
get gains

[PhantomCosades]

Originally posted by Starbug:

Originally posted by Umbrelloid:

broscience.

Whatever this is sounds stupid. Sorry.

do not insult great lord dom mazzeti

[Eat3n]

Give me 25 strict form pullups (not that Crossfit full body seizure ♥♥♥♥ they call "pullups") then we'll talk about alpha. My experience is that most people doing weighted pull ups either have crap form or their number of reps is way low and the weight is mostly just for show.

[Schickenwulf (Huhnhund)]

Tell people you don't work bench press, only overhead press, rows, and yes, weighted pullups.

Bench press is overrated.

[Nabster]

Originally posted by Umbrelloid:

Originally posted by ⌘Ørtona43␘:

Pullups... sorta like Huggies or traditional baby diapers... yes ok, what ever works for you.

WEIGHTED pullups

Yes, weighted with poo and wee

[Z i o ⚡]

Flinstone car.

[it's love]

most alpha would be lifting cars, if u can't even do that op go back to drinking your soy milk :\

[Walach]

Don't know what that "alpha" thing is but the best workout is the one that gets done. :D
I've been working out for a month now but it took like half a year before I gor to where I was working out more than 3 times a week.

[Radene]

Originally posted by ヤヒヤ:

Flinstone car.

This is the correct answer.