Mayor McCheese

[Grilled Salmon]

So, for a few years, my brother and I have been in playfully fueled arguments on whether or not it'd be ethical to eat Mayor Mc Cheese from McDonalds. He claims he has a heart, soul, feeling, and should be seen as human, I claim we eat cows, he'd be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ delicious, and he's just a cheeseburger. Is it ethical to eat Mayor Mc Cheese?

[Chuuya Nakahara]

A sacrifice must be made. Eat em.

[Mötley]

Major Mac Cheese served in the scottish navy for more then 20 years before he retired and get caught by McDonalds fishermen.

[trousers]

Yes, it is inherently ethical to exist something imaginary that doesn't exist. I am eating rib of Garfield right now. Very ethical.

[Mötley]

Origineel geplaatst door grumpy:

Yes, it is inherently ethical to exist something imaginary that doesn't exist. I am eating rib of Garfield right now. Very ethical.

i eat horse steaks too, horse is great meat to eat.

[trousers]

Origineel geplaatst door Mötley:

Origineel geplaatst door grumpy:

Yes, it is inherently ethical to exist something imaginary that doesn't exist. I am eating rib of Garfield right now. Very ethical.

i eat horse steaks too, horse is great meat to eat.

Thank goodness I'm actually 100% legitimately a lizard. Or I would be so offended!

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

What about officer Big Mac? Is it okay for me to have the hamburglar execute both of them, and then we sell them on the hamburger Black market as aphrodisiacs?

What about eating cheese burgers produced by Ronald McDonald's crotch? That's a thing. He used to be a hobo he used his special powers to make cheeseburgers appear. For the children... From his crotch. Is it okay for me to kill a magical clown pervert? Is it right for us to not send grimace to a special needs home so he can get the help he needs? And what the hell about the Fry guys? Aren't they like the mafia? Can I hire them to kill ronald? Do you think that birdie eats chicken nuggets? Doesn't that make her a cannibal?

McDonald's is a very dangerous place.

https://youtu.be/QIuXv7Y8QA4

Yeah... That is creepy...

[Holografix]

Origineel geplaatst door Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍:

What about eating cheese burgers produced by Ronald McDonald's crotch? That's a thing. He used to be a hobo he used his special powers to make cheeseburgers appear. For the children... From his crotch. Is it okay for me to kill a magical clown pervert? Is it right for us to not send grimace to a special needs home so he can get the help he needs?

wtf did i just read...XD

As for the question, Mayor McCheese is made of pasta, not hamburger. It's actually Mayor Mac 'N Cheese.

[trousers]

"magical clown pervert" was not a phrase i was expecting to read today

[The Scrongler]

I mean Grimace is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eldritch demon beast from the fifth dimension so as long as you don't piss him off I guess