Centaurs don't make any sense

[Agent Panda]

Of all the mythical beasts Centaurs are the weirdest. I have so many questions

How long is their spines?

Do they have 2 stomachs?

Do they have 2 rib cages, 4 lungs and 2 hearts?

How do female centaurs work?

Where's the conceived Embryos are developed, in the human part or in the horse part?

How do centaur kids drink milk, from above or from the down under?

I mean minotaur and cyclops make sense if you think surgery gone wrong but centaurs are beyond understanding.

[Alpha_pro]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von ヤヒャ:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Alpha_pro:

Does it have magical powers?

It's probably more disabled than other goats, with no depth perception. It might look strange to other animals though but I don't know if they would care.

Maybe a person back then got that eye thing, AND had gigantism. They would technically qualify to be a cyclops from myth.

[La Ciel 🕊]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von anrkyuk:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von tmwfte:

Most mythological creatures don't make any sense.

In a world of Paris Hiltons and the Kardashians, you, a lifeform almost entirely comprised of oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus are claiming that "Most mythological creatures don't make any sense", on the scale of wierd ♥♥♥♥ that exists on this planet, mythological creatures would be far from top of the list compared to what actually exists.

Haha I completely relate

[chiefputsilao✖️ping]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von RADKILLA420:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Rich-UK:

Centaurs hatch the human part during puberty when the outer horse part falls away.

*Yuck*

i can imagine orc mothers giving birth to orc babies... the uterine walls/etc get scraped/lacerated as the baby pass thru.