Centaurs don't make any sense

[Agent Panda]

Of all the mythical beasts Centaurs are the weirdest. I have so many questions

How long is their spines?

Do they have 2 stomachs?

Do they have 2 rib cages, 4 lungs and 2 hearts?

How do female centaurs work?

Where's the conceived Embryos are developed, in the human part or in the horse part?

How do centaur kids drink milk, from above or from the down under?

I mean minotaur and cyclops make sense if you think surgery gone wrong but centaurs are beyond understanding.

[tmwfte]

Originalmente postado por Plaid:

He's right. We are some weird mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Even we don't understand us.

Whataboutism is a lazy, condescending argument that works to equivocate any statement. Whether or not we're strange, magnificent creatures in reality doesn't make mythological creatures make any more sense or the statement that most of them tend not to make any sense invalid.

It's just useless twaddle that serves no purpose other than to be a buttwaffle.

[Plaid]

Originalmente postado por tmwfte:

Originalmente postado por Plaid:

He's right. We are some weird mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Even we don't understand us.

Whataboutism is a lazy, condescending argument that works to equivocate any statement. Whether or not we're strange, magnificent creatures in reality doesn't make mythological creatures make any more sense or the statement that most of them tend not to make any sense invalid.

It's just useless twaddle that serves no purpose other than to be a buttwaffle.

Just stop picking on the defenseless, mythological creatures, would ya?
That's all we ask.

[tmwfte]

Originalmente postado por Plaid:

Just stop picking on the defenseless, mythological creatures, would ya?
That's all we ask.

"Won't somebody please think of the chimeras!?"

[RADKILLA[420]]

Time for the"TALK."

[Fajita Jim]

Originalmente postado por ravipathak59:

How do female centaurs work?

There aren't any. Centaurs mate with human females. It is almost always non-consensual.

[RADKILLA[420]]

Originalmente postado por Fajita Jim:

Originalmente postado por ravipathak59:

How do female centaurs work?

There aren't any. Centaurs mate with human females. It is almost always non-consensual.

GIDDY UP!

[Jennfelde]

Originalmente postado por RADKILLA420:

Originalmente postado por Fajita Jim:

There aren't any. Centaurs mate with human females. It is almost always non-consensual.

GIDDY UP!

...then how do centaur babies be born? since horses are damn huge babies... ewwwwww

[Fajita Jim]

Originalmente postado por Jennfelde:

...then how do centaur babies be born? since horses are damn huge babies... ewwwwww

Mwahaha. Read some Greek mythology. Centaurs aren't nice.

[Incarnate]

Originalmente postado por Miss Ann Thrope:

Originalmente postado por ravipathak59:

Japanese did something similar to the chimera(just with humsns) during world War 2.

You've piqued my morbid curiosity. To Google I go!

Do not Google Unit 731 unless you want some lingering nightmares. Those sick SoBs make Mengele look like Mother Theresa.

[Jennfelde]

Originalmente postado por Incarnate:

Originalmente postado por Miss Ann Thrope:

You've piqued my morbid curiosity. To Google I go!

Do not Google Unit 731 unless you want some lingering nightmares. Those sick SoBs make Mengele look like Mother Theresa.

IMA GOOGLE IT

[RADKILLA[420]]

Originalmente postado por Rich-UK:

Centaurs hatch the human part during puberty when the outer horse part falls away.

*Yuck*

[Tuki]

People say mythological creatures are not real at all, while I remember the Cyclops Goat was a thing not a long time ago
https://youtu.be/oeQsZupdMhU

[Alpha_pro]

Originalmente postado por Foxcopter:

People say mythological creatures are not real at all, while I remember the Cyclops Goat was a thing not a long time ago
https://youtu.be/oeQsZupdMhU

Does it have magical powers?

[Alpha_pro]

And how about Cerberus? Three heads, which one controls the body, is it like three separate dogs, or just one dog. Are the other heads just appendages and only one has a brain?

[Z i o ⚡]

Originalmente postado por Alpha_pro:

Originalmente postado por Foxcopter:

People say mythological creatures are not real at all, while I remember the Cyclops Goat was a thing not a long time ago
https://youtu.be/oeQsZupdMhU

Does it have magical powers?

It's probably more disabled than other goats, with no depth perception. It might look strange to other animals though but I don't know if they would care.