Using the toilet at a public restroom.

[Profile Name™]

Do you pretty much just sit down?
Or are there certain things that you do first?
Or are you like heavily and possibly overprepared?

Here are some examples:
- You might check several toilets before selecting which one to sit on.
- You might notice some drops of liquid or other stuff on the seat, and get a huge wad of toilet paper and wipe it off.
- You might lay sheets of toilet paper across the lid, so you have a protective barrier between it and your cheeks.
- You are a female with a purse or are an overly prepared male, so you either have some sanitizer lotion, a baby wipe, or something to disinfect this public toilet lid. Hell, maybe you are at the grocery store and you already grabbed some cleaning supplies from the restroom or one of the grocery store aisles.
- You squat, but don't let your butt touch the lid.
- You don't like the cheap, thin, narrow, sandpaper like toilet paper, so you brought your own. Or maybe you are in the grocery store and said "f this" and grabbed some expensive tissue and took it into the restroom with you.
- You sprayed the entire restroom with deodorizing spray first, so you can enjoy your few minutes without smelling a lot of stink.
- You waited and waited until everyone had left the restroom because you wanted to be in there alone.
- You try to cough a lot or whistle or make noises because you hear weird noises in the stall next to you. You just want them to stop making that noise or at least drown the sound out.
- You refuse to touch the sink faucet, the dryer button, or the door handle with your hands. You use a towel, part of your sleeve, or your shoe instead.
- Any other ideas that you have.

User submitted examples:
- Stand as far away from the toilet bowl as possible while it is flushing.
- Try to only use public restrooms in high end shopping malls, or wherever you think is safest and best.

[scum]

I only use them to pee, but if you're a chick then I would just avoid them

[KitaQman]

I'd rather always not use it

[Al Capwned]

I only pee and thank god I am a dude and I can stand for that!

I walk in, do my business, wash my hands and be on my way. The less time spent in a public restroom, the better.

[Dr. Fronkensteen]

Unless it is completely destroyed, yse it like normal. Your phone has more germs on it.

[Profile Name™]

What do you do if every single toilet is clogged or stopped up and you really need to go? Me, I don't care. I write an 'Out of Order' sign, tape it to the female's restroom, make sure no one is in there, and go.

[chemtrail connoisseur]

ew

[Saarath]

Make a lot of grunting sounds.

[Profile Name™]

Oh. I thought of something new. I always check my feet and pants legs to make sure I don't have some toilet paper stuck to me somewhere. It would be embarrassing to walk through the restaurant or store with a long string of slightly soggy toilet paper trailing behind me.

[Rio]

I cover the seat with toilet paper before sitting down.

I do prefer being the only one in there if I'n actually using the bathroom part of the bathroom.

[{루루}RuRu]

I always wash my hands twice and use a bidet in my home after I use one.

[Saarath]

Never flush the toilet, just leave a freshly baked log there for the next person to flush.

[Amuro0079]

Only use bathrooms in 5 star hotels or high-end shopping malls.
Put sheets on the seat or use the cleaning alcohol dispenser unit, and when fluashing stand as far away from the bowl as possible
Wash hands
Dry hands with paper towel and then close the faucet using the same paper towel if there's no hands-free motion sensing
Get a new paper towel for use on door handle when exiting

[Saarath]

When you leave the stall, if you see any random person, do not wash your hands, And make sure they see you not do it.

[{루루}RuRu]

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When you leave the stall, if you see any random person, do not wash your hands, And make sure they see you not do it.

Don't make me burn you alive for sterilization.

[Indiana Georg]

I check if the toilet is absolutely clean first than I take toilet paper and put it everywhere on the seat and only if I’m
Sure my ass won’t touch the toilet without paper I’m sitting on it