whats the weirdest thing someone has ever said to you?

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[Radene]

"You smell nice".

I mean, there are the situations where it's not weird, but in that one situation, it was.

[𝕎𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕫]

"Have a look, it's very funny."
It's weird because it wasn't funny.

[.: DBM :.]

i cant even remember exactly what the guy said, but I came across a man tripping on either acid or DMT a while back and he was speaking-in-tongues, some ancient forbidden language. freaked me the ♥♥♥♥ out

[Sixtyfivekills]

A coworker that just began working told me how he had a job related to graveyards and dead bodies or something, and told me how he'd "take advantage" of the bodies while they were still hot.



He was fired 4 days after.

[PACKNHEAT]

I was sitting in my car talking with my daughter and out of no where she says..." Dad you have elephant eyebrows" I paused and we both just laughed so hard. She has a crazy sense of funny

[Castyles]

That I had a nice voice, nice nails... All compliments, really. Made by gay dudes...

[Jinn-Gon Qui]

This is probably potential rule-breaking, but it's still weird.

Around the end of 10th grade, my teacher (who was also my cinema teacher) liked me in a way that "if you were a girl, I would've dated you" - or some awful, unwarranted ♥♥♥♥ like that.

[GuRu Asaki]

This 1 guy ran out of a Grocery Store durring closing hrs...

Ran into the Door, when you ask why they ran into the Door?

You say: Did you read the Sign saying closed?

Their Response was:

It just felt Natural to them to go out that Door, since the Door was closer to their car...

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When people Trample over Objects, Disregard Signs, & Run into Doors that are locked... Dont even think? Hey, maybe the other Door is the one thats Open to go out after Groceries are bought...

Its just weird? If it was the only Customer, id of been like ok, but meerly close to every Customer?

Is a bit weird... oO

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So for me, is what the Guy said...

[Samwise]

You have evil man’s ears and thats why i’m going to one day cut them off

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

I bet you taste funny

Uh... Excuse me?

[Fajita Jim]

"Mars is the ashes of Earth. That's where hell is, and that's where you're going because of all the bad thoughts in your head."

[Captain Morgan]

That i am a liar and a sociopath. Without reason, argument or explanation, even.

[MissCreep]

"I could just throw you in my trunk and drive away."

[Samwise]

Originally posted by Captain Morgan:

That i am a liar and a sociopath. Without reason, argument or explanation, even.

I have some faint memory that about 4% of the population (population of US) are sociopaths and 1% psychopaths. Of course those are just estimations, but its hell of a lot better chance to be actually right on calling you as either, than ever winning in lottery or even roulette.

[AD]

That I'm a person who isn't interested in others and believed in pseudo-science stuff (because I'm skeptical of homeopathy). Said person should really take a look in the mirror.