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Thlormby 28. mai 2020 kl. 6.12

Weird ads thread

A thread for the stuff that appears on TV and let’s you know it’s time to go to bed

Who the ♥♥♥♥ would ever spend their hard earned money on this

https://youtu.be/myIR__htBgc

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Electric Cupcake 28. mai 2020 kl. 13.29

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2020/05/5g-conspiracy-theorists-sell-350-usb-stick-to-fight-electric-fog

the most advanced technology currently available for balancing and prevention of the devastating effects caused by non-natural electric waves, particularly (but not limited to) 5G, for all biological life forms.

"The 5GBioShield makes it possible, thanks to a uniquely applied process of quantum nano-layer technology, to balance the imbalanced electric oscillations arising from all electric fog induced by all devices such as: laptops, cordless phones, wlan, tablets, etc.," the company says, adding that the USB stick "brings balance into the field at the atomic and cellular level restoring balanced effects to all harmful (ionized and non-ionized) radiation."

Someone identified only as "Dr D" claims to be a medical doctor and said they "put one USB device under my pillow, expecting nothing to happen." But later, Dr D reported feeling "a strange 'tingling' feeling... I suspect the USB device has in some way normalized my energy to be as it should, and not negative or harmful."

5GBioShield can also help dogs sleep in later, apparently. Cathy, who reports having "severe electro sensitivity," plugged the USB stick into her laptop before going to bed and said, "The next morning the dog I was looking after only woke when I appeared at 10am, instead of between 6 and 7, and he was still sleepy. This has never happened in the 7 years I've known him."

Cathy herself was profoundly affected by the 5GBioShield, saying that the product restructured reality itself. "The first night just before going to sleep I felt an increasingly deep sense of relaxation as if I was sinking down into something," Cathy wrote. "As this went deeper I experienced the understanding that reality was being restructured at a very deep level."

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