Help with becoming mad roadman

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My first and final step to becoming a mad roadman Is to perform a safe 'crep check'

I will only listen to Yeezy owners

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Originally posted by Boofalo Soja:

Is this like Chav II: The Next Level?

U mad blud.
Chav low tier roadman high tier fam you get me blud?

[Masque]

But don't chavs wear lots of gold and Burberry clothing?

Heck I don't even have gold and Burberry. Seems pretty high-tier to me.

So roadmans have what? Platinum and exotic cars?

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Originally posted by Boofalo Soja:

But don't chavs wear lots of gold and Burberry clothing?

Heck I don't even have gold and Burberry. Seems pretty high-tier to me.

So roadmans have what? Platinum and exotic cars?

Roadman wear Peng balaclava
Roadman wear safe creps
Roadman wear Ting Nike Hood
Roadman drive tune bikes fam

[Masque]

So, there is a similarity then to chavs:

It's a fad lifestyle characterized by specific brands, behavior, and terminology (argot, lingo, etc.)

I was right. It's Chav 2.0.

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Is it just me, or is it becoming less clear what this is about the longer it goes on?

I can tell you how to be a road pirate. Or a highwayman. But this topic is unclear. Is it a new form of social disease? Do you get it from sleeping with stupid people?

I'm still unclear on this whole thing

[Masque]

Venom, it's a fad urban youth subculture like I described above.

See: Chav. Only this decade's version, apparently.

Also see: A Clockwork Orange.

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How does no one know roadman
Ffs

[Masque]

Never heard of it before this thread. Already figured it out.

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Kaisert, guessing here:

Roadman listen to reggae or reggaeton.

True?

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Originally posted by Boofalo Soja:

Kaisert, guessing here:

Roadman listen to reggae or reggaeton.

True?

REGGAE? REGGAE?
Dis wut Peng tune is fam
https://youtu.be/ejVfkpGBCNg

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Skip to at 1 minute

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Clear example of the #1 disstrack of all time
https://youtu.be/gw1j_f2_dFg

[Masque]

Okay, clearer now.

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Originally posted by Boofalo Soja:

Okay, clearer now.

Feels good to be the teacher when clearly asking for roadman advice

[Masque]

LOL

Cool. It's not widely known because it's not a worldwide thing, I'm guessing.

I had (wrongly) guessed reggae because the argot and lingo ("ting", etc.) obviously derives at least partly from Jamaican English usage.