Fat Albert Vs. Goku, who would win?

[Vaxen]

I think the answer is obvious, Fat Albert would win, because:

-His belly is super armor, he can't be harmed

-He can defeat his enemies by doing absolutely nothing (as shown in a episode with a racist guy Fat Albert was able to defeat by doing nothing)

-He can slap people with his belly, and because he weights 900+ pounds, a slap with his belly is deadly to all known creatures on earth

-He can use his belly to bounce and reach hard to reach areas

-He can reflect any attacks with his belly, so if Goku were to do say, a Kamehameha, Fat Albert could reflect it.

-Whenever Fat Albert eats a Big Mac, it makes him twice as strong, and Fat Albert eats over a hundred big macs everyday, so he becomes 100+ times stronger every day, meaning he is less likely to get defeated by anything every single day.



But this is my opinion. Who do you think would win in a duel between Fat Albert and Goku?

[Vaxen]

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย Walter:

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย Vaxen:

Bruh Carl Wheezer is like a fat nerd who sucks at everything he can't win anything he's a big fat loser who's weak as fr*ck

Well can anyone else eat a croissant like him?

yes

Fat Albert

Anything that anyone can do, Fat Albert can do it better.

I will never stop dropping straight faxs

[Natalya]

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย Vaxen:

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย Walter:

Well can anyone else eat a croissant like him?

yes

Fat Albert

Anything that anyone can do, Fat Albert can do it better.

I will never stop dropping straight faxs

Walter

[Vaxen]

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย Walter:

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย Vaxen:

yes

Fat Albert

Anything that anyone can do, Fat Albert can do it better.

I will never stop dropping straight faxs

Walter

Walter

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โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย Vaxen:

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍:

What is your obsession with an an obese character from a television show that tried to teach equality by making hateful stereotypes?

Created by a sexual predator?

Just curious

Hateful stereotypes? Lmao you have never watched the actual show and it shows (Pun may or may not be intented) !

Idk about all that about Bill Cosby, but for creating a show loved by hundreds of millions of people all over the globe and for making a show that made the world a better place, he doesn't deserve jail because the creation of Fat Albert makes him on the same level as Rosa Parks, Gandhi, George Washington Carver, Abraham Lincoln and Rick Harrison !

Fat Albert was about teaching kids how to live the thug life cause fat Albert carried a 9mm and his Boyz carried sawed off shotguns. At least the ones I seen.

[Vaxen]

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย Legalize Mary Jane:

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย Vaxen:

Hateful stereotypes? Lmao you have never watched the actual show and it shows (Pun may or may not be intented) !

Idk about all that about Bill Cosby, but for creating a show loved by hundreds of millions of people all over the globe and for making a show that made the world a better place, he doesn't deserve jail because the creation of Fat Albert makes him on the same level as Rosa Parks, Gandhi, George Washington Carver, Abraham Lincoln and Rick Harrison !

Fat Albert was about teaching kids how to live the thug life cause fat Albert carried a 9mm and his Boyz carried sawed off shotguns. At least the ones I seen.

What????????

How dare you spread lies about Fat Albert? What's wrong with you? Do you realise what you have done? You have the Fat Albert curse, which means you will have bad luck unless you watch the Fat Albert movie. Whenever someone says fake stuff about Fat Albert, they will catch the Fat Albert curse.

C'mon man, the guy is litterally famous for helping people with their problems, learning from eachother while they do their thing ! I think you might be confusing the show with either The Boondocks or the Prince Of Bel Air

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โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย Vaxen:

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย Legalize Mary Jane:

Fat Albert was about teaching kids how to live the thug life cause fat Albert carried a 9mm and his Boyz carried sawed off shotguns. At least the ones I seen.

What????????

How dare you spread lies about Fat Albert? What's wrong with you? Do you realise what you have done? You have the Fat Albert curse, which means you will have bad luck unless you watch the Fat Albert movie. Whenever someone says fake stuff about Fat Albert, they will catch the Fat Albert curse.

C'mon man, the guy is litterally famous for helping people with their problems, learning from eachother while they do their thing ! I think you might be confusing the show with either The Boondocks or the Prince Of Bel Air

Nope it was a really fat dude like 600 pounds wore a red shirt and one of his gang members always wore a mask. Hence they was thuggin. Why else would dude wear a mask 24/7 cause he was wanted by the po-po.

[Vaxen]

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย Legalize Mary Jane:

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย Vaxen:

What????????

How dare you spread lies about Fat Albert? What's wrong with you? Do you realise what you have done? You have the Fat Albert curse, which means you will have bad luck unless you watch the Fat Albert movie. Whenever someone says fake stuff about Fat Albert, they will catch the Fat Albert curse.

C'mon man, the guy is litterally famous for helping people with their problems, learning from eachother while they do their thing ! I think you might be confusing the show with either The Boondocks or the Prince Of Bel Air

Nope it was a really fat dude like 600 pounds wore a red shirt and one of his gang members always wore a mask. Hence they was thuggin. Why else would dude wear a mask 24/7 cause he was wanted by the po-po.

See you dont know what you're talking about.

Fat Albert is 900 pounds. Dumb Donald wears a mask because he has skin cancer, it's not nice to make fun of people who are dying !

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โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย Vaxen:

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย Legalize Mary Jane:

Nope it was a really fat dude like 600 pounds wore a red shirt and one of his gang members always wore a mask. Hence they was thuggin. Why else would dude wear a mask 24/7 cause he was wanted by the po-po.

See you dont know what you're talking about.

Fat Albert is 900 pounds. Dumb Donald wears a mask because he has skin cancer, it's not nice to make fun of people who are dying !

No he does not. You know nothing of fat Albert so stop frontin. You never even watched the Fat Albert movie cause if you did you would know why he wore a mask and it wasn't cause of cancer.

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

I grew up watching the show. what was supposed to show is that people with different disabilities were actually pretty cool people. But it went way too far.

That shiw was from the late seventies. There is no way on Earth you even remotely grew with it

Even I realized it was kind of a weirdly specific kind of abusive to its main characters.

[HALO_run]

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย Vaxen:

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย DarkCrystalMethod:

They're on the same side... and they can both put away tons of burgers. I'd rather see them at an eating competition.

I think Goku might have a better chance at winning the eating competition.

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย 🦴🖤Dakota🖤🦴:

My boi Albert would win cuz he has the power to flex on his opponents

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย ƤŁȺᎢiƝՄM ȺƝGԐᏞ:

It'd be a good fight, but you make solid points, Fat Albert would probably win.

Good points

gt goku would win at a eating competition

[GetToTheTop]

I'd say your points have no merit but then again there was a time Goku fought an overweight bear and he actually couldn't hurt him because he was overweight.

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย HALO_run:

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย Vaxen:

I think Goku might have a better chance at winning the eating competition.






Good points

gt goku would win at a eating competition

Oh really?

https://youtu.be/QYcFxOhCjiU

Oh you mean fat Albert. he's just a big fat human being who's going to be in the reality show when he's 60. I'm sorry I thought you were actually talking about people that had super advanced metabolisms they can process tons of food as even fatter,watch fat Albert doesn't want because he actually had several episodes of the show where he tries to go on a diet

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Fact any person over 300 pounds can survive crashing a car at 100 mph into a wall. The Fat acts like a cushion and absorbs the g force of the crash.

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย Legalize Mary Jane:

Fact any person over 300 pounds can survive crashing a car at 100 mph into a wall. The Fat acts like a cushion and absorbs the g force of the crash.

You show me one single link that says fat people are safer. When a crash happens there Mass continues to accelerate while the vehicle stops.

They're not cushioned their mask kills them, except when they go they barf out their insides.

now please do show me your links to fat people survive more because they're fat keeps them from dying

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โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍:

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย Legalize Mary Jane:

Fact any person over 300 pounds can survive crashing a car at 100 mph into a wall. The Fat acts like a cushion and absorbs the g force of the crash.

You show me one single link that says fat people are safer. When a crash happens there Mass continues to accelerate while the vehicle stops.

They're not cushioned their mask kills them, except when they go they barf out their insides.

now please do show me your links to fat people survive more because they're fat keeps them from dying

I never said it was a TRUE fact.