COVID-19 Megathread

[Myke]

It's pretty bad. If you live in or near an affected region better stock up on essentials.

-Over 1.5M documented cases. Should hit 10M in May.
-Over 70k Deaths
-Extremely infectious and insidious
-Present on all continents
-Worst pandemic in decades, eclipsed records from SARS, MERS and Ebola in a matter of weeks.
-Unprecedented worldwide consequences.
-Economy crashing.

https://google.com/covid19-map/?hl=en
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5af822ToRb4RArvaCPPzOQ/

Timeline:

https://bnonews.com/index.php/2020/01/timeline-coronavirus-epidemic/

[Vince ✟]

Първоначално публикувано от Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍:

I know what it means based on my predictive virus infection model.

I'm person talking out my ass but this one I actually worked with the McGriff FEMA determine my original infection model for something completely different.

Infection rates not going to hit 3% mortality rate. At the infection right that's probably about a point eight mortality rate.

viral infection itself is probably a more significant trade right around 25% or so.

I'll have to bounce that number off my FEMA numbers that I'm being provided because you know I asked.

The mortality rate is a percentage of a percentage.

and like I said again if you are experiencing flu-like symptoms please report them to your doctor.

But with that won't fix anything because a majority of carriers experience no side effects.

This is not even remotely the end of days. It's not even worth a national emergency award.

We are looking at a statistical death amount that is still lower than the average person driving a car.

if you take the proper precautions you have no issue with this virus. It's not airborne it's contact based.

Sterilize your stuff and please dear God stop touching your mouth and eyes while you're outside, and give your hands a vigorous scrub with soap and water when you get home.

And please dear God stop wearing masks.

They can't hear you through the drilling of their bunker machines, blaring newscasts, and binged out dreams of being the apocalyptic lone-wolf surviving on cat-gut and a memorized KJV.

[abcd]

Първоначално публикувано от Praise:

They can't hear you through the drilling of their bunker machines, blaring newscasts, and binged out dreams of being the apocalyptic lone-wolf surviving on cat-gut and a memorized version of the KJV.

Yeah, most people fall apart as soon as they have an unplanned vacation.

Maybe if they played some videogames it would get better.

In this crisis, we can only hope that the government grants subsidies for a Steam Emergency Sale.

[Vince ✟]

With the way devs were doing in the past, I'm surprised there isn't a game on the store called TP Race or something like that

[Tam]

Първоначално публикувано от Abisha:

When today to the local store, aldi.
Know what i seen? they sold 100's of toilet papers i seen people walk with 3 rolls of toilet paper in hands but not buying food.... i not kidding i guess their diet would be very dry soon.

didn't you know toilet paper is very nutritious
it also cures the virus

[Abisha]

Първоначално публикувано от Rhino Schneider:

Първоначално публикувано от Abisha:

When today to the local store, aldi.
Know what i seen? they sold 100's of toilet papers i seen people walk with 3 rolls of toilet paper in hands but not buying food.... i not kidding i guess their diet would be very dry soon.

didn't you know toilet paper is very nutritious
it also cures the virus

they know something we don't that's for sure.....

[Lora Grim]

Welp. It has officially arrived in Hungary's suburbs. All the stores near me have been raided.

[KENJI]

Първоначално публикувано от Lora Grim:

Welp. It has officially arrived in Hungary's suburbs. All the stores near me have been raided.

let me guess. no toilet paper left :[

[RebelMouth]

Първоначално публикувано от northowlman:

It's pretty bad. If you live in or near an affected region better stock up on essentials.

-Nearing 100K documented cases
-Thousands of Deaths
-Very infectious
-Present on all continents
-Worst pandemic in decades, eclipsed records from SARS, MERS and Ebola in a matter of weeks.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5af822ToRb4RArvaCPPzOQ/

Timeline:

https://bnonews.com/index.php/2020/01/timeline-coronavirus-epidemic/

This thread

Is this what inspired the toilet paper drought? Thanks a lot buddy, I've already lost some hand towels to this s*** and my dog has a stripe like a skunk.

[Tiberius]

Netherland is on lockdown with how cheap airplane tickes and hotels are, it's time for a babymoon somewhere on a tropical island

Anyway, heres another news from the medical world. The virus seems susceptible to temperature, thus we dont see much cluster cases in tropical country.

Good luck everyone. Try best not to steal masks from the hospital (seems like it's a growing problem in many countries). There are other ppl who need it more than you

[Lora Grim]

Първоначално публикувано от TUYUL ZULUL:

let me guess. no toilet paper left

Not sure, i heard it from outside sources. All they said is the stores are raided and shelves are empty. I immediately procceeded with quarantining my house. Removed exterior door handles, patched holes, covered windows.

[chiefputsilao✖️ping]

Първоначално публикувано от Tiberius:

Netherland is on lockdown with how cheap airplane tickes and hotels are, it's time for a babymoon somewhere on a tropical island

Anyway, heres another news from the medical world. The virus seems susceptible to temperature, thus we dont see much cluster cases in tropical country.

Good luck everyone. Try best not to steal masks from the hospital (seems like it's a growing problem in many countries). There are other ppl who need it more than you

philippines is a tropical country and our covid-19 patients are up, with 6 dead already.

[Tiberius]

Първоначално публикувано от chiefputsilao✖️ping:

Първоначално публикувано от Tiberius:

Netherland is on lockdown with how cheap airplane tickes and hotels are, it's time for a babymoon somewhere on a tropical island

Anyway, heres another news from the medical world. The virus seems susceptible to temperature, thus we dont see much cluster cases in tropical country.

Good luck everyone. Try best not to steal masks from the hospital (seems like it's a growing problem in many countries). There are other ppl who need it more than you

philippines is a tropical country and our covid-19 patients are up, with 6 dead already.

How many of them are community transmission again?

For the record, out of 200cases in australia, only 1 patient is assumed to be community transmission

[criminal scum]

Първоначално публикувано от ṼṏẌṏḭḊ:

>Corona virus spreading
>Lets pack ourselves onto a cruise ship in close proximity to many other potential carriers
>It'll be fun

>corona virus spreading
> let's pack ourselves into a supermarket hoarding and becoming the problem

[Lora Grim]

Update: Apparently my countrymen are slightly smarter. Toilet papers are there, it's mostly food shelves and drink shelves that are empty.

[KENJI]

but why are people hoarding, while supply chains remain active.
are they pepega?