What if Shrek was real???

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Vaxen (Banned) Jan 13, 2020 @ 1:24pm

What would you do if Shrek was real and he came to ur house

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sage2001 Jan 13, 2020 @ 6:48pm

What if you stop making threads? Now that's a good question.

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Pharaoh Jan 13, 2020 @ 6:49pm

Originally posted by sage2001:
What if you stop making threads? Now that's a good question.

ack laddie tis the important question of the decade

*scottish accent intensifies*

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Vaxen (Banned) Jan 13, 2020 @ 6:50pm

Originally posted by sage2001:
What if you stop making threads? Now that's a good question.

I did nothing wrong

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𝕎𝔸𝕃𝕋𝔼ℝ Jan 13, 2020 @ 6:51pm

The mere existence of a supernatural entity like Shrek makes my pp hard

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Plastic Jan 13, 2020 @ 7:19pm

Originally posted by Vaxen:
Originally posted by 𝓟𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬:
I’d make a huge dinner for him and pretty myself up just for him!

You're into ogres?

Huh

No not into Ogres.

I’m into Shrek.

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ʙᴜɴ.ᴇ Jan 13, 2020 @ 7:28pm

well shrek is not a bad guy so I guess I would not have a problem with him turning up at my house.

the reason for him being there would worry me more.

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chorizo Jan 14, 2020 @ 11:20am

ima get real my wettest fantasy dreams

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Plastic Jan 14, 2020 @ 12:31pm

Originally posted by teknocumbiera:
ima get real my wettest fantasy dreams

Me too, being real, I want a lifetime admission to his water park.

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.: DBM :. Jan 14, 2020 @ 1:07pm

what do you mean "if" he's real

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Chunk Norris ☯ Jan 14, 2020 @ 1:29pm

Depends on my mood I guess.

Part of me thinks Shrek's a cool guy and would be fun to talk to, but the evil capitalist in me thinks an Orge's Head mounted on my Wall would sell for a ton on ebay. And it'd have to be the head, because if you didn't jump on something like that real quick, there's be some disney group that'd prevent you or want to take the ogre away, whereas if you jump on it right away there probably won't even be a penalty for killing the ogre. Ogre's have no rights.

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Tuthenutter Jan 14, 2020 @ 1:34pm

I would make him my child

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Plastic Jan 14, 2020 @ 2:10pm

Originally posted by The Father:
Depends on my mood I guess.

Part of me thinks Shrek's a cool guy and would be fun to talk to, but the evil capitalist in me thinks an Orge's Head mounted on my Wall would sell for a ton on ebay. And it'd have to be the head, because if you didn't jump on something like that real quick, there's be some disney group that'd prevent you or want to take the ogre away, whereas if you jump on it right away there probably won't even be a penalty for killing the ogre. Ogre's have no rights.

I mean, both are pretty good choices. I’d go with the money making way realistically.

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