What if Shrek was real???

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Vaxen (Zabanován) 13. led. 2020 v 13.24

What would you do if Shrek was real and he came to ur house

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sage2001 13. led. 2020 v 18.48

What if you stop making threads? Now that's a good question.

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Pharaoh 13. led. 2020 v 18.49

sage2001 původně napsal:
What if you stop making threads? Now that's a good question.

ack laddie tis the important question of the decade

*scottish accent intensifies*

#32

Vaxen (Zabanován) 13. led. 2020 v 18.50

sage2001 původně napsal:
What if you stop making threads? Now that's a good question.

I did nothing wrong

#33

𝕎𝔸𝕃𝕋𝔼ℝ 13. led. 2020 v 18.51

The mere existence of a supernatural entity like Shrek makes my pp hard

#34

Plastic 13. led. 2020 v 19.19

Vaxen původně napsal:
𝓟𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬 původně napsal:
I’d make a huge dinner for him and pretty myself up just for him!

You're into ogres?

Huh

No not into Ogres.

I’m into Shrek.

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ʙᴜɴ.ᴇ 13. led. 2020 v 19.28

well shrek is not a bad guy so I guess I would not have a problem with him turning up at my house.

the reason for him being there would worry me more.

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chorizo 14. led. 2020 v 11.20

ima get real my wettest fantasy dreams

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Plastic 14. led. 2020 v 12.31

teknocumbiera původně napsal:
ima get real my wettest fantasy dreams

Me too, being real, I want a lifetime admission to his water park.

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.: DBM :. 14. led. 2020 v 13.07

what do you mean "if" he's real

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Pronoun Paladin ☯ 14. led. 2020 v 13.29

Depends on my mood I guess.

Part of me thinks Shrek's a cool guy and would be fun to talk to, but the evil capitalist in me thinks an Orge's Head mounted on my Wall would sell for a ton on ebay. And it'd have to be the head, because if you didn't jump on something like that real quick, there's be some disney group that'd prevent you or want to take the ogre away, whereas if you jump on it right away there probably won't even be a penalty for killing the ogre. Ogre's have no rights.

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Tuthenutter 14. led. 2020 v 13.34

I would make him my child

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Plastic 14. led. 2020 v 14.10

The Father původně napsal:
Depends on my mood I guess.

Part of me thinks Shrek's a cool guy and would be fun to talk to, but the evil capitalist in me thinks an Orge's Head mounted on my Wall would sell for a ton on ebay. And it'd have to be the head, because if you didn't jump on something like that real quick, there's be some disney group that'd prevent you or want to take the ogre away, whereas if you jump on it right away there probably won't even be a penalty for killing the ogre. Ogre's have no rights.

I mean, both are pretty good choices. I’d go with the money making way realistically.

#42