The Valve snack room...

[Iron Phoenix]

So after nearly nine years since this video was posted in 2011, the mighty algorithms of YouTube bring this to my attention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR0WN55p_zI

But as someone else comments, the real question is what is their snack room like in the year 2020?

[Bun.E]

I bet the big pink cookies are still there.

[Iron Phoenix]

They last an entire week apparently according to "that guy", but I imagine they have jellybean dispensers around the site.
Maybe.

[Dom]

damn i wish i can work with valve lol

[Klogg]

"The lady who snacks the stock-"

[Iron Phoenix]

The lady who stocks the snacks ignores the man who snacks the stocks :p

(and hides his butter)

[Klogg]

Originally posted by 💕 𝓑𝓾𝓷 💕:

I bet the big pink cookies are still there.

A small loan of 7000 cal.

[Iron Phoenix]

7000 calories.
Pfft. A mere pitance of sugary injustice.

[Xautos]

i can imagine the bar is stocked to the gills with the most unhealthy, most tasty sweets/candy, crisps/chips (with separate tubs of dip), breakfast cereals (and milk and sugar/sweetener), sugar filled cereal bars.

Enough to give anyone diabetes type 2 after the first bar and clogging and hardening up arteries around the heart after the first bag of crisps!

If it were anyone but Homer Simpson, i'd think they were barmy mad to raid the Valve bar! xD

[Iron Phoenix]

So is it really just software developers and places like Valve and Google that do this or is that some myth?

I don't work in that industry but having never experienced such generosity - my reaction to actually encountering it in a new position would be so um... free candy, whats the catch, ya know?

Be under no illusions, I think this is a fantastic idea but why is this generosity so?

[Auraplayer (Stir Crazy)]

Is there a Sandvich in there?

[tmwfte]

"I'm sorry, sir, but this is a Starbucks."

[Iron Phoenix]

I have no doubt there is Sandvich.

There is allegedly butter disguised as a janky old brown paper bag, and in the video talk of some kind of "jello" cross contamination of said butter.
That is what we the english folk call jam right?


So if not actual Sandvich, then certainly the base elements to aid in its construction.
If you have a suitable wrench to hit these materials with, you can no doubt create Sandvich in the specified area.

Or just a sticky red mess fortified with mangled breads and a buttery metal wrench.
It is a certainty that one of these results will be the outcome of such actions in the Valve snack bar.


Perhaps then, the "lady who stocks the snacks" would finally notice him, who can say?

[Sally]

No Dorayakis = No party :(