Is Santa a freelancer or a government employee?

[Emilio]

And for that matter does he operate in the north pole for tax reasons?

[Auraplayer (Stir Crazy)]

He's both of those things, and yes, there's no government that holds strong jurisdiction at the North Pole, at least as far as I know, so no taxes.

[Ron]

Originally posted by Emilio:

And for that matter does he operate in the north pole for tax reasons?

He probably works for one of those government agencies that the taxpayers (and president) don't even know about.

Black ops 🎅

[DarkCrystalMethod]

He can only visit 36 countries else he's considered an employee. (I blame that silly California law)

[🍋 Lemonfed 🍋]

he's a dictator and the elves are all working for him without any compensation.

120 hours a week ... no weekend or vacation. è.é

[Your Cat From 1000m Away]

He isn't this world being, why apply this world's policy on him ?

[o]

he forwards the list to a series of alphabet companies, who manage finances and apply pressure as necessary to the children's parents to ensure all reasonable demands are met.

I hear the elven language has as many words for subsidiary as many indigenous tribes do for snow.

[chiefputsilao]

santa works for a multinational corporation

[captainwiseass]

Santa owns and operates an independent nonprofit.

[Vixus]

He's a russian spy

[Places Unknown]

Santa is a Northpolian.

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

Santa is a communist. That's why he is moving the North Pole into Russia.

If you talk about the reds, how come no one ever notice that Santa only wears red.

Come on people get your heads out of the sand! Review the facts! Shared work, even distribution, punishment for those found not obeying state mandated behavior!

He knows when you're sleeping! He knows when you've done something objectionable to the cause! He keeps lists of the enemy of the State! He is always watching you! He sends tiny elf minions watch you in your house! He enters your house without permission and does whatever he wants, and demands food and beverage because socialism.

Row row! Fight the power!

[Vixus]

Originally posted by Eraserhead:

Santa and Satan:

They both have the same letters in their names.
They both wear red and black.
You never see them together.

I'll let you decide.

Santa wears red and white, what drugs are you on?

[Vixus]

Originally posted by Eraserhead:

Originally posted by Vixus:

Santa wears red and white, what drugs are you on?

https://imgur.com/a/9OmnvvE

Lmao