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Red™ Dec 17, 2019 @ 3:28pm

Ripest Farts?

I remember I eat too much chicken nuggets and beans that day. I thought I’ll release a quick one and move on. It was silent, but it was so much more than deadly. The stench was so bad everyone cleared out the room. Some kids even cried from that horrible smell. But there was a fat kids in that room, so everyone glared at him. That was the greatest and the worst fart I ever released and I’ll probably never do it again. What’s your fart story?

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AWAWA Liz Dec 17, 2019 @ 4:09pm

Eat a lot of steak and beans. That'll do it.

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36564176 Dec 17, 2019 @ 4:11pm

can you dont

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Red™ Dec 17, 2019 @ 4:17pm

Originally posted by disappointed:
can you dont

*release a fat rip*

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AWAWA Liz Dec 17, 2019 @ 4:18pm

Ever tried farting in a shower? That is NASTY!

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Red™ Dec 17, 2019 @ 4:20pm

Originally posted by l1z4rdbr34th:
Ever tried farting in a shower? That is NASTY!

Eh. Still not as strong as that day. It was summer after thunderstorms so that made it worse.

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Mr. Shaggnificent Dec 17, 2019 @ 4:22pm

I got rid of a bad roommate by eating beans, eggs, and potatoes for two weeks. Mixed in some broccoli and cabbage for extra kick.

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Red™ Dec 17, 2019 @ 4:24pm

Originally posted by Mr. Shaggnificent:
I got rid of a bad roommate by eating beans, eggs, and potatoes for two weeks. Mixed in some broccoli and cabbage for extra kick.

You should’ve release it all over his pillows and bed.

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AWAWA Liz Dec 17, 2019 @ 4:25pm

Originally posted by Red Son™:
Originally posted by Mr. Shaggnificent:
I got rid of a bad roommate by eating beans, eggs, and potatoes for two weeks. Mixed in some broccoli and cabbage for extra kick.
You should’ve release it all over his pillows and bed.

Especially his pillows. Pink eye party!

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Xite >X< 👁️👁 🇦🇺 Dec 17, 2019 @ 4:26pm

Elevator farts are the worst..... and the best. Dropped one in a elevator with key access, they couldn't get out until floor 18

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Red™ Dec 17, 2019 @ 4:29pm

Originally posted by l1z4rdbr34th:
Originally posted by Red Son™:
You should’ve release it all over his pillows and bed.
Especially his pillows. Pink eye party!

Whoop whoop!

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chiefputsa☒lag Dec 17, 2019 @ 4:36pm

so OP, are you the fat kid in the room?

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Red™ Dec 17, 2019 @ 4:36pm

Originally posted by chiefputsa☒lag:
so OP, are you the fat kid in the room?

I’m 5’3 102 pounds. I’m way beyond fat, son.

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↑↑↓↓←→←→BASelect Dec 17, 2019 @ 4:38pm

Originally posted by Red Son™:
Originally posted by chiefputsa☒lag:
so OP, are you the fat kid in the room?
I’m 5’3 102 pounds. I’m way beyond fat, son.

102 pounds is not fat. You are far from fat.

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RemyXIII® Dec 17, 2019 @ 4:40pm

Originally posted by Red Son™:
Originally posted by chiefputsa☒lag:
so OP, are you the fat kid in the room?
I’m 5’3 102 pounds. I’m way beyond fat, son.

twig, yes...fat, no

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