Captain crunch = Mouth destroyed

[Radical Left Lunatic]

>be me
>Be hungry
>poor a bowl of capn crunch
>eat it to fast
>mouth destroyed
>we does it have to be like this?

[sage2001]

why don't they just make them balls like the Peanut Butter Captain Crunch?

[Mr. Megidramon]

Could be worse.

Don't eat mini pizzas fresh outta the oven.

I scarred the roof of my mouth so bad that my dentist commented on it.

[sage2001]

Originally posted by veryboredgamer:

Could be worse.

Don't eat mini pizzas fresh outta the oven.

I scarred the roof of my mouth so bad that my dentist commented on it.

Damn. If only ovens could cook the food and make it edible right away.

[Rio ⛧]

Corn chex are yummy, right out the box. No cow baby nutrition liquid required.

[meucakesTM]

Your pain is relatable, OP.

Originally posted by Lil Scratches:

cow baby nutrition liquid

I want to know how you'd describe honey? (I like my Chex with honey.)

[Rio ⛧]

Originally posted by Bland Ambition:

Your pain is relatable, OP.

Originally posted by Lil Scratches:

cow baby nutrition liquid

I want to know how you'd describe honey? (I like my Chex with honey.)

Insect vomit

[meucakesTM]

Originally posted by Teaguen Gretch:

Originally posted by Lil Scratches:

Insect vomit

Bee regurgitation.

haha "Bee regurgitation" was my thought, too. But I will also accept "insect vomit".