Let's talk about plebs and their consoles

[The Grand Wizard]

I, a magnificent specimen of the one true master race, have researched for the past few hours, plebs and their console peasantry and i will share with you my findings.

It seems that the plebs, in an atempt to defend their clearly inferiour gaming platform, have revealed to me how truly garbage their primitive devices are.
All the arguments for defending the console can be reduced to 2 simple statements:
"I'm too stupid."
"I'm too lazy."
Note that some may combine the above into dangerous levels of peasntry. They are a special breed, even amongst their own. Disgusting, i know, but bear with me.

Now, we will expand the 2 statements.

You will often hear them say something like "I don't buy a pc beacause i don't want to buy new parts every 2 months/1 year and the maintanance is too expensive", "BUT GREAT WIZARD..." you may say, "How can a savage have such a coherent speech?", they do not, all the quotes have been translated by highly educated and superiour PC Gamer scientists, a normal sentence in their language may look something like this: "loool if u want to buyy neuw hardvare pices evfery 2 monts yea go ahead buy a pc". Savages... Now back to the matter at hand, the above quote only shows their ignorance and lack of knowledge. if they would bother to read at least one word per week, they would know that buying some high-end hardware can easly hold out for at least 4 years.
One of my favorites "I buy the console, plug it and play. With the pc i have to build it first and it's easy to mess up, then install an OS...". This one just shows they are not capable and willing to learn what can take a maximum of 30 minutes if you really have no ideea about anything.
The next one is a classic "But, but my exclusives" With a single google search you will find out that the PC has more exclusives that all the consoles combined.
The quotes above and the likes of it enters the "I'm too stupid" statements.

Let's move on with the next statement. "I'm too lazy".
Here you will find the likes of "If i want to sit on the couch and play games with my friends i have to move the entire pc, all the cables, keyboard, mouse... With the console it's simple". A maximum of 10 minutes to move in another room, too hard for a weak beta.
"I have to research what hardware is best, aaaahh, it's gonna take days". As you can see, the mere fact that he has to do research is beyond a pleb.
"With the pc you have to keep drivers up to date." At this point I am dying, i can't continue as it is already 7 Am.

There is an obvious pattern in every dirty console peasant argument: Simplicity. Simple platform for simple people.

To anyone that wonders why consoles still exist, it is simple, they can't die instantly. If you had a console 20 years ago i would understand as it was more accessible than a pc, now a pc is like a sonic screwdriver from "Doctor Who", it is better than anything at anything. The consoles are dying and the reason they don't disappear instantly is beacause making them is someone livelihood, simple. I will give consoles between 50 and 100 years before they disappear completly

Maybe i will write a full report on this savages, name it "Codex of Plebian Pravum"... maybe in my free time, beacause i'm not a scholar only when it comes to gaming but also in real life.

With all things said and done, try not to hate the pleb, but enlighten him.

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Messaggio originale di Sakura Haruno:

as someone who frequently mocks peasants on youtube , i must say it is getting a bit boring since they only seem to get more and more stupid

also , only the anime watching master race is the true ultimate master race, watching ecchi anime while playing a game , thats the way to go

Anime people and console people are in the exact same boat.

[The Grand Wizard]

Messaggio originale di MancSoulja:

Messaggio originale di 【ｈｅＸｅｎ】魅魔:

> Claims to be a member of the masterrace
> less then 20 games on Steam

'Aight.

There's only 20 games on Steam he can run with his Core2Duo and GT 710.

the ♥♥♥♥ you said to me, you ignorant peasants, there are other things like gog, g2a.. but of course a bunch of plebs like you wouldn't know about it

i dont have a 710 you uncultured swine, i have a gtx 1060 6gb and an i3 3.6 dual with is more than enough to run any of your ♥♥♥♥ console games with more that 30fps

i bet you are one of the ♥♥♥♥ that says fps doesnt matter, you're happy with 30. but how can you know how good is 60 or 120 if all your pathetic life have been wasted in 30fps

[Xiondeacl0]

nothing wrong with console or pc gaming. i use gamepad on most games i play on pc lol.feel free to whine about it. gaming is great no matter what the medium is. masterrace douches can just be bitter all they want consoles will not go away.

[Glass Mother]

Oh. A GTX 1060 6GB and an i3! Now that's some impressive tech right there.
Not.

When you pretend to do something - do it right.

[SMIFFY]

Messaggio originale di 【ｈｅＸｅｎ】魅魔:

Oh. A GTX 1060 6GB and an i3! Now that's some impressive tech right there.
Not.

When you pretend to do something - do it right.

Stop bullying him, his PC is better than my Pentium III 733MHz, Voodoo 3 3000 and 768MB RAM.

[WASHED CORSA PEEK]

Messaggio originale di Sakura Haruno:

as someone who frequently mocks peasants on youtube , i must say it is getting a bit boring since they only seem to get more and more stupid

also , only the anime watching master race is the true ultimate master race, watching ecchi anime while playing a game , thats the way to go

- Sees animie in text
- Blocked.
- Animie is ♥♥♥♥.

[The Grand Wizard]

Messaggio originale di SMIFFY:

Messaggio originale di 【ｈｅＸｅｎ】魅魔:

Oh. A GTX 1060 6GB and an i3! Now that's some impressive tech right there.
Not.

When you pretend to do something - do it right.

Stop bullying him, his PC is better than my Pentium III 733MHz, Voodoo 3 3000 and 768MB RAM.

go back to your 30fps solo purpose device you animals. none of you can defend the console against my superior logic and reasoning, all you can do is get mad and write ♥♥♥♥ without proving me wrong

[Xiondeacl0]

Messaggio originale di The Grand Wizard:

Messaggio originale di SMIFFY:

Stop bullying him, his PC is better than my Pentium III 733MHz, Voodoo 3 3000 and 768MB RAM.

go back to your 30fps solo purpose device you animals. none of you can defend the console against my superior logic and reasoning, all you can do is get mad and write ♥♥♥♥ without proving me wrong

okay. well then we can...
/thread

[gugnihr]

The consoles are dying because their manufacturers are using them to exploit their customers.

Being lazy is good and computers themselves have improved immensely by adapting themselves to lazy behaviours (the more advanced and more well built is a computer, the easier and more intuitive it is to use it) so if you take so much pride in not being lazy you should stick to something like a 286 or 386 and have fun with Windows 3.1

But when somebody try to use your lazyness to exploit you and put you in an unfair position, then that is the time to do something and leave your laziness behind.

Computers are better, but if you deny that consoles are more enjoyable and fun you are only fooling yourself

[Glass Mother]

Why Windows 3.1 when you can still use DOS?

> dir d
> cd doom
> cd ..
> cd wolf3d
> wolf3d.exe

Profit! <3

[Danksama]

Consoles have some good exclusives tbh

[gugnihr]

Messaggio originale di 【ｈｅＸｅｎ】魅魔:

Why Windows 3.1 when you can still use DOS?

> dir d
> cd doom
> cd ..
> cd wolf3d
> wolf3d.exe

Profit! <3

Because Windows 3.1 is even worse than MSDOS lol

Seriously I would choose MSDOS anytime over Windows 3.1

[Mikasa Ackerman]

Messaggio originale di gugnihr:

The consoles are dying because their manufacturers are using them to exploit their customers.

Being lazy is good and computers themselves have improved immensely by adapting themselves to lazy behaviours (the more advanced and more well built is a computer, the easier and more intuitive it is to use it) so if you take so much pride in not being lazy you should stick to something like a 286 or 386 and have fun with Windows 3.1

But when somebody try to use your lazyness to exploit you and put you in an unfair position, then that is the time to do something and leave your laziness behind.

Computers are better, but if you deny that consoles are more enjoyable and fun you are only fooling yourself

how are consoles more enjoyable and fun ? they play some games pc has as well , but at far worse framerate if a game is fun on console , its more fun on pc

the only thing some console games do is reward you for every little thing , a typical example would be zelda games with its jingles after everything you do , cooking alot of meals in botw ? play a soundtrack every single time you collect something , woohoo , same with rupees , if i have 10k i dont need a special jingle for picking up 20 or 50 rupees

console games often focus on making it feel like you are the biggest hero and idk what else , then they hold your hand and guide you through a corridor and at the end it tells you that you are the greatest , thats something other games do as well , but from my experience console games all fall into this category , award the player for everything he does

ofc you will like a game that tells you you are great , but these always are the same , link always is the only capable guy with a sword in the entire kingdom , at one point it becomes repetetive , i mean how many console games show you as the one guy that takes down entire kingdoms , castles , zombie hordes etc

[Glass Mother]

The only game that I'm jealous of is Little Big Planet 1-3. Imagine what cool levels the Steam Community would create. Just sell all three games as a "Little Big Planet Collection" for $ 49,99 Digital Only on Steam and watch the masses throw money at the screen.

[Wet Water]

Not everyone can afford a high end PC that can run most modern games.