Bad pick up lines.

[Bykeshgoly]

What are some bad pick up lines that you would never use unless you were feeling very lucky? Mine would be in an extremely specific scenario after playing a game of Yu-Gi-Oh:

"That was a great game, here have this card, *It would be one of those fake cards that has my number on it.* summon me some time."

Essentially instant ways to get rejected by the majority of people.

[HeartoftheTiger]

"You will date me AND LIKE IT!!!"

"Marry me and bear my children!!!"

[Busulon]

Who's hotter?
You, or the sun?
2nd grade was a bad time for me.

[chiefputsilao✖️ping]

hey, are you alone? would you like to see my flower?
-Gardener

[HeartoftheTiger]

"The time has come... You stand upon the brink of the abyss. Yet even now, it is not too late. I can save you from the flames of this world, and the next. Choose me, or the fire."

[Hentral]

are you a yugioh card? cuz ur blue eyes are my white dragon

[L1qu1dator]

I made up my own, it's quite good, although I might be biased. Even though I'll never use it, I'll take it to the grave. :P

[MADWACZ]

Hey, you want get into my car with me?

[∴ Snake ∴]

put this schlong in yo mouff!

[Ramonkey]

Can you sit on my face? I want to eat a way towards your heart ❤️

[O5]

“Unite with me. Let us become one being. I am sick of existing as an individual.”

Needless to say, it doesn’t work.

[O5]

Messaggio originale di Big Metal:

Messaggio originale di MADHEM:

“Unite with me. Let us become one being. I am sick of existing as an individual.”

Needless to say, it doesn’t work.

Depends... Are you a single-celled life form?

Have you been stalking me?