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Why do people tell women to get back in the kitchen, or to go make them a sandwich? REAL chefs are men. The inventor of the sandwich? A MAN. Back in the days of our cave men ancestors they would cook mastodons over wood fires. Who did that cooking? The men. You never let a woman near the grill.
So, I say to the women, "Get the hell out of my kitchen so I can make a REAL sammich!"
"I AM THE ONE WHO TOASTS!"
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