What disgusting animal is toothpaste made out of?

[Bastila Shan]

I heard a while back that you wouldnt use toothpaste if you knew what it was made out of. Google didnt help. So here i am.

I do know the vanilla flavor in icecream is made out of the anal secretions of the beaver.

[Bastila Shan]

Thats right, everytime you enjoy a nice scoop of vanilla icecream youre licking a beavers behind!

[ACharacter]

are you from primary school

[Bastila Shan]

Technically yes, i came from primary school. It was a long time ago but i did come from there.

[Drab]

Do you have some quota that you have to crap out a certain amount of nonsense in off topic per week?

[Vectif]

İlk olarak Drab tarafından gönderildi:

Do you have some quota that you have to crap out a certain amount of nonsense in off topic per week?

Yes. It's been for some months now.

[PlatinumSun]

İlk olarak Hoboslayer tarafından gönderildi:

Thats right, everytime you enjoy a nice scoop of vanilla icecream youre licking a beavers behind!

Internal scent glands much like dogs.

[PlatinumSun]

All I can think of is tooth paste has plastic in it. That and old school tooth paste had uranium in it.

[Ganger]

İlk olarak Hoboslayer tarafından gönderildi:

I heard a while back that you wouldnt use toothpaste if you knew what it was made out of. Google didnt help. So here i am.

I do know the vanilla flavor in icecream is made out of the anal secretions of the beaver.

OK, millennials are taugh this in school ?? Not susprised millennials want socialism.

I was taught ice cream was made from like cream, suger, eggs, milk, water and what ever else they put in.

[pants]

*snorts vanilla pod up nose to prepare for this post*

No toothpaste should use any animal product because animal products aren't necessary to make them. But they do! Quite often! They use glycerine! Often! Which can also be from plants or artificial sources! As a sweetener and perservative! In some places it isn't even labelled which is which! Is it animal, vegetable, or mineral? It's like Russian roulette but mintier!

Anyway, blame the FDA* for your beaver butt gland fun*. It's a 'natural flavour'. So you can advertise it as a 'natural vanilla flavour' because it tastes and smells a lot like vanilla and is a natural product. Thanks to this, real vanilla is real but natural vanilla is fake. So if it says 'natural flavour' anywhere, avoid it if you want the real deal. What even is real anymore? Help I took the purple pill.

Whereas Kinder eggs and haggis are no-nos in the magical republic of fun, and if you import them the FDA and USDA will knock on your doors and glare at you through your windows all day unless you pass this post on to 502 people by midnight yesterday. 100% true very spookage. IT AM ARE REAL PPLS.!1



*or local equivalent, as same goes for other countries too, e.g. in the UK Wall's ice-cream has no real vanilla in, just the natural vanilla flavour of a beaver's butt also hecking formatting

*also the beaver butt gland stuff is not really real

[Danksama]

İlk olarak Ganger tarafından gönderildi:

İlk olarak Hoboslayer tarafından gönderildi:

I heard a while back that you wouldnt use toothpaste if you knew what it was made out of. Google didnt help. So here i am.

I do know the vanilla flavor in icecream is made out of the anal secretions of the beaver.

OK, millennials are taugh this in school ?? Not susprised millennials want socialism.

Seething

[pants]

İlk olarak Ganger tarafından gönderildi:

İlk olarak Hoboslayer tarafından gönderildi:

I heard a while back that you wouldnt use toothpaste if you knew what it was made out of. Google didnt help. So here i am.

I do know the vanilla flavor in icecream is made out of the anal secretions of the beaver.

OK, millennials are taugh this in school ?? Not susprised millennials want socialism.

I was taught ice cream was made from like cream, suger, eggs, milk, water and what ever else they put in.

really putting your O level in woodwork to good use there complaining about millennials, old man

[Γαῖα]

Try picking up a book once in a while or better still, contact a toothpaste company

[pants]

İlk olarak Γαῖα tarafından gönderildi:

Try picking up a book once in a while or better still, contact a toothpaste company

ask if they have vegan toothpaste lmao

[Ganger]

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really putting your O level in woodwork to good use there complaining about millennials, old man

Old man, Im hurt yo... im I really that old :(

[Gus the Crocodile]

İlk olarak POST COMMENT tarafından gönderildi:

ask if they have vegan toothpaste lmao

The bar for comedy is pretty low around here if asking companies straightforward, common questions about their products results in laughing one's arse off.