What disgusting animal is toothpaste made out of?

[Bastila Shan]

I heard a while back that you wouldnt use toothpaste if you knew what it was made out of. Google didnt help. So here i am.

I do know the vanilla flavor in icecream is made out of the anal secretions of the beaver.

[trousers]

Originally posted by Gus the Crocodile:

Originally posted by POST COMMENT:

ask if they have vegan toothpaste lmao

The bar for comedy is pretty low around here if asking companies straightforward, common questions about their products results in laughing one's arse off.

you can imagine that i often have difficulties with everyday conversation due to randomly bursting out into hysterical laughter at banal things

and i encourage you to, as it helps my posting brand

[ KARR™]

Originally posted by POST COMMENT:

Originally posted by Γαῖα:

Try picking up a book once in a while or better still, contact a toothpaste company

ask if they have vegan toothpaste lmao

Not sure why it's funny as most toothpaste do contain glycerine, which is from animals.

Colgate Total as an example is the only product range they have which uses synthetic products or vegetables and is fine for vegans.

[The Holy Chicken Overlord]

Originally posted by Hoboslayer:

Thats right, everytime you enjoy a nice scoop of vanilla icecream youre licking a beavers behind!

As long as you don’t bite it I’m ok with that

[Flika1999]

Originally posted by Hoboslayer:

Thats right, everytime you enjoy a nice scoop of vanilla icecream youre licking a beavers behind!

That's why chocolate is better

[Danksama]

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/castoreum/
The beaver thing is pretty much false nowadays

[trousers]

Originally posted by  KARR™:

Originally posted by POST COMMENT:

ask if they have vegan toothpaste lmao

Not sure why it's funny as most toothpaste do contain glycerine, which is from animals.

Colgate Total as an example is the only product range they have which uses synthetic products or vegetables and is fine for vegans.

don't take me too seriously

But on a serious note, thank you for leading me on Glycerine Quest, to determine toothpaste labelling standards in my locality, and the differences between animal, synthetic, and vegetable glycerine (I wrongly assumed it was always the latter two). Now I have to edit a previous post in light of this new knowledge.

^^ Also ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Dankchan. There goes the fun >:(

[Flika1999]

Originally posted by Hoboslayer:

I do know the vanilla flavor in icecream is made out of the anal secretions of the beaver.

define secretion

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Originally posted by Hoboslayer:

I heard a while back that you wouldnt use toothpaste if you knew what it was made out of. Google didnt help. So here i am.

I do know the vanilla flavor in icecream is made out of the anal secretions of the beaver.

GULLIBLE SOUP

[Busulon]

I can't believe it.

[chiefputsilao✖️ping]

vanila is made from beaver secretions

chocolate is made from.... zombeavers!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombeavers

[Samwise]

Its actually seagul feces. Hence the white color. They add some minty freshness to cover the smell.

[HypersleepyNaputunia]

you can use baking soda for toothpaste if you want to be sure

[Chuuya Nakahara]

Then obviously whenever someone throws around the insult ass licker doesnt know how true that is.

[JobeGardener]

Who cares? When there is a fire, the fire dept. dumps cow manure on our heads to put out the fire so we are eating poop constantly anyways.

[Perquisitore]

Then the anal secretions of a beaver taste good.