What's your favorite copypasta?

[bob]

Nicki Minaj fantasy island for me

[tomkin]

"Listen you little twerp, you took my aids and that's not nice, I enforce you to give me my cat back"

saw it on reddit like a year ago and i've had it in my back pocket(also known as a word document on my computer) for a long time now

[Aznees]

Aghyzuth the Floof Ghost a écrit :

Terminal a écrit :

plenty more where that came from.

Gimme more, I want to be even more suicidal than now after reading that one

You got it.

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii ♥♥♥♥. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

I don’t deserve life.

[Blank]

The tree simply could not believe. At first the man had only touched it, run a finger along its bark, and then without warning the man was masturbating on the tree. The tree found this a disagreeable experience and wished it would stop. The tree shook its limbs, tried to stop the man, shook and shook as if to say, No, Stop that, Bad man. But the man mistook the shaking as a sign of encouragement and began to masturbate daily on the tree.

The tree now tried reasoning with the man. It offered up lesser beings, ferns and flowers and mushrooms, all the understory of the forest, to be sacrificed to the man, this bipedal fiend. They look nice don’t they, shook the tree, but the man neither spoke nor understood Tree, and flapped his meat in response.

After Reason then the tree tried Anger. It shook free its least favorite branches, to strike the man dead, or better yet, knock him out and let the scavengers have their way with him. But the man was young, and with the agility of youth, of two-legged youth, he dodged and went on masturbating.

The years passed. The man came less often. Once a week, and then monthly, and some years the man didn’t come at all, but always he returned and the sperm soaked into the tree’s bark and the tree cried out in anguish as its spirit withered. It grew demented, yearned for suicide, but found itself surviving the periodic forest fires and thunderstorms, and no wind seemed capable of toppling it.

The years came and went. Years of drought, years of atmospheric rivers pouring down upon the tree. And each year the tree weakened and one day there was a storm and the half-mad tree shook obscenities into the storm and the storm was affronted and attacked the tree. The next day, with the storm past, the man showed, old decrepit man, scrotum for a neck, liver-spotted hands and chicken legs with gnarled veins. This old man, thin and weak, but still capable on a good day of rubbing one out. Pantless, the man was concentrating deeply when there was a loud crack and the tree fell and crushed him.

[Aghyzuth]

Terminal a écrit :

Aghyzuth the Floof Ghost a écrit :

Gimme more, I want to be even more suicidal than now after reading that one

You got it.

I don’t deserve life.

Im off to KMS

[Ace Hardlight]

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[snlᴉʇnɐNɔᴉɯsoƆ]

Never got into copypasta.

Not even sure if there are any good ones.

[tmwfte]

I don't copy pasta, I make my own.

[it's love]

iraylok a écrit :

♥♥♥♥

haha penis lol I am 5 years old and find this funny

[Nomad]

necro a 3 year old thread to post that

[AdahnGorion]

Crazed Rabbit a écrit :

iraylok a écrit :

♥♥♥♥

haha penis lol I am 5 years old and find this funny

Imagine wanting to post that, only to get banned... ohh well.


OT.

tmwfte a écrit :

I don't copy pasta, I make my own.

Indeed

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2338605373

[Connie]

This thread was quite old before the recent post, so we're locking it to prevent confusion.