What's your favorite copypasta?

[bob]

Nicki Minaj fantasy island for me

[Hayter]

When I use acronyms such as LOL or LMAO I use them not to express humor, but my crippling depression. They are a silent cry for help from this dark void of sadness. I used to use them genuinely, but as time went on I found myself meaning it less every time I used them. How many people actually laugh out loud when they say "LOL," laugh their ass off when they say "LMAO," and roll on the floor laughing when they say "ROFL"? No one. This is the result of the pathetic world of lies we live in. As my depression grew stronger over the years I found myself questioning the true meaning of these acronyms when I used them. I decided they represent the mask of anonymous lies we live behind on the internet and since they are lies it makes sense that the user is experiencing the opposite emotion of what they actually express. I used these "humorous" acronyms on a layer of irony for several more years but no one noticed. No one paid attention to my wounded calls for help, my desperate cries for relief from this horrible life. I now seek to solve this problem on my own instead of relying on the cruel, heartless "humans" that dominate society today. Tonight I solve the problem once and for all, by ending my trial on the hell we call "earth." LMAO

[Indiana Georg]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to be into cuckolding. The fetish is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of your wife's orgasms will go over a typical chad’s head. There’s also my wife's boyfriend's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from BDSM literature, for instance. The cucks understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these fetishes, to realise that they’re not just arousing- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike cuckolding truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the pleasure in the cuck's existential catchphrase “Would you like to ♥♥♥♥ my wife?,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Wives and Boyfriends. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Daily Beast’s genius wit unfolds itself on their beds. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a cuckolding tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the men's eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re able to make my wife orgasm beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

[Cassidy]

There's one I took from some guy who kept attacking me for a crap reason, but I can't repost it because it's bannable

[Indiana Georg]

Originally posted by R i P P Ξ R J Λ C K:

There's one I took from some guy who kept attacking me for a crap reason, but I can't repost it because it's bannable :ujel:

[Hayter]

Originally posted by R i P P Ξ R J Λ C K:

There's one I took from some guy who kept attacking me for a crap reason, but I can't repost it because it's bannable :ujel:

lame

[bob]

This is from the l4d2 forums

I am literally better than you'll ever be. You wish you had my skills. If I joined a game with you, You'd get jealous because I get all the kills and make you look like a fool in front of that girl you like.

[Cassidy]

Originally posted by HATERSluvME:

Originally posted by R i P P Ξ R J Λ C K:

There's one I took from some guy who kept attacking me for a crap reason, but I can't repost it because it's bannable

lame

Which is why I posted it in my comments

[Crystal Sharrd]

Come little children, come with me
Safe and happy you will be
Away from your homes, now let us run
With Hypno, you'll have so much fun

Oh, little children, please don't cry
Hypno wouldn't hurt a fly
Be free, be free be free to play
Come down in my cave with me to stay

Oh, little children, please don't squirm
Those ropes, I know, will hold you firm
Hypno tells you this is true
But sadly, Hypno lied to you

Oh, little children, you mustn't leave
Your families for you will grieve
Their minds will unravel at the seams
Allowing me to haunt their dreams

But surely, all of you must know
That it is time for you to go
Oh, little children, you weren't clever
Now you shall stay with me forever

[bob]

Originally posted by R i P P Ξ R J Λ C K:

There's one I took from some guy who kept attacking me for a crap reason, but I can't repost it because it's bannable :ujel:

Yeah I can't post the nicki minaj one either lol

[bob]

Originally posted by sonic65101:

sonic65101 Jan 30 @ 11:17pm Delete
Come little children, come with me
Safe and happy you will be
Away from your homes, now let us run
With Hypno, you'll have so much fun

Oh, little children, please don't cry
Hypno wouldn't hurt a fly
Be free, be free be free to play
Come down in my cave with me to stay

Oh, little children, please don't squirm
Those ropes, I know, will hold you firm
Hypno tells you this is true
But sadly, Hypno lied to you

Oh, little children, you mustn't leave
Your families for you will grieve
Their minds will unravel at the seams
Allowing me to haunt their dreams

But surely, all of you must know
That it is time for you to go
Oh, little children, you weren't clever
Now you shall stay with me forever

Is this copypasta or fancic in verse

[Hayter]

Originally posted by R i P P Ξ R J Λ C K:

Originally posted by HATERSluvME:

lame

Which is why I posted it in my comments :ujel:

oh saw it now
its still lame

[Down The Drain]

ResidentSleeper died of boredom ResidentSleeper and went to heaven ResidentSleeper it's all because ResidentSleeper im watching se7en ResidentSleeper


Hahahahahahahaha How The Fack Are Stalemates Real Hahahaha Ni🅱🅱a Just Walk Through The Choke Like Ni🅱🅱a Just Bust Haha


Europe was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger when he rode a horse across the Atlantic, he called it "Eastern USA" which was eventually abbreviated as just "EU"

[Cassidy]

Originally posted by HATERSluvME:

Originally posted by R i P P Ξ R J Λ C K:

Which is why I posted it in my comments

oh saw it now
its still lame

That's because it came from a lame person

I turned it into a copypasta because all his posts and comments are equally stupid. Here, lemme comment his most famous sentence on my profile.

[bob]

Originally posted by Sir Dankus Stelbeam Memeland:

ResidentSleeper died of boredom ResidentSleeper and went to heaven ResidentSleeper it's all because ResidentSleeper im watching se7en ResidentSleeper


Hahahahahahahaha How The Fack Are Stalemates Real Hahahaha Ni🅱🅱a Just Walk Through The Choke Like Ni🅱🅱a Just Bust Haha


Europe was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger when he rode a horse across the Atlantic, he called it "Eastern USA" which was eventually abbreviated as just "EU"

Was this all in one post or are these separate ones

[Down The Drain]

Originally posted by aphelion:

Originally posted by Sir Dankus Stelbeam Memeland:

ResidentSleeper died of boredom ResidentSleeper and went to heaven ResidentSleeper it's all because ResidentSleeper im watching se7en ResidentSleeper


Hahahahahahahaha How The Fack Are Stalemates Real Hahahaha Ni🅱🅱a Just Walk Through The Choke Like Ni🅱🅱a Just Bust Haha


Europe was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger when he rode a horse across the Atlantic, he called it "Eastern USA" which was eventually abbreviated as just "EU"

Was this all in one post or are these separate ones

Separate.