LATE NIGHT JOKES!! A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer....

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Caitlin № GO Yεa!™ Feb 1, 2018 @ 9:40pm

The bartender says, "Sorry we don’t serve food here."

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TheLoneCyborg Feb 1, 2018 @ 9:44pm

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

TheLoneCyborg Feb 1, 2018 @ 9:45pm

And its 8:44 in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ morning here

Caitlin № GO Yεa!™ Feb 1, 2018 @ 9:46pm

Originally posted by TheLoneCyborg:
And its 8:44 in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ morning here

But its like 11 pm at my place of residence

Caitlin № GO Yεa!™ Feb 1, 2018 @ 9:48pm

Originally posted by TheLoneCyborg:
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

Wait, so was that a fake laugh?

TheLoneCyborg Feb 1, 2018 @ 9:51pm

Originally posted by Cαitlin № GO Yεa!™:
Originally posted by TheLoneCyborg:
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

Wait, so was that a fake laugh?

> Jokes like this can't make you laugh out loud, at least for me
> But if you insist on asking I'd say this joke was pretty decent
And to answer the question, yeah kinda

Last edited by TheLoneCyborg; Feb 1, 2018 @ 9:52pm

Black91 Feb 1, 2018 @ 9:52pm

A little girls runs to her father. Screaming "Daddy there is a horrble monster in my bedroom". He kneels down and says "sweetie, that is only your mirror".

Saarath Feb 1, 2018 @ 10:00pm

But...but, it is 6:00am for me, which is morning. Can I still contribute to the discussion?

Blank Feb 1, 2018 @ 10:08pm

I love this joke:

Foggy Halloween night

A man is walking home alone late one foggy night... when behind him he hears:

Bump.... BUMP... BUMP....

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP...

on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and,

The coffin stops.