Duke Nukem Movie

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I guess a duke nukem movie is in the works. And they got the worst possible person to play him some lame wrestler name john sena. He don't got the build for duke he is way to skinny.

https://www.cinemablend.com/news/2393231/what-the-duke-nukem-movie-is-trying-to-learn-from-deadpools-success

Discuss.

[Captain Pentium]

Dr. Sam Beckett lähetti viestin:

john sena

Automatically dismissing this movie.

[Dyne]

They can't get Cena to play Duke because you actually have to see Duke in the film

[Black91]

Cena will just want to rap though the movie.

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Facepalm Incarnate lähetti viestin:

Dr. Sam Beckett lähetti viestin:

john sena

Automatically dismissing this movie.

Cause he is a poor actor. Dwayne johnson would be a way better choice. He has an established movie career and he got the build for duke.

[DarkCrystalMethod]

No votes for Mark Whalburg? Just me?

[Azza ☠]

You mean this guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCZJnLpqbZw

I thought he was a black rapper...

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DarkCrystalMethod lähetti viestin:

No votes for Mark Whalburg? Just me?

Yea just you.

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Azza ☠ lähetti viestin:

You mean this guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCZJnLpqbZw

I thought he was a black rapper...

No he is white and must need money bad cause he is doing a garbage bag commercial.

[Jej]

T...There's a Duke Nukem movie being made?

N...no. No.
Nonono.no.no. No. Nein. Não. No. Non.





no

[zZzooey.exe]

That article is trash
It implies Deadpool is solely a video game that got movie adaptation and thus all video games now have to make one!

I dont even know where to begin with correcting it

Also cena is not 100% gonna act in it, if movie even happens. Its only a "possibility".

[Mossy Snake]

Jej lähetti viestin:

T...There's a Duke Nukem movie being made?

N...no. No.
Nonono.no.no. No. Nein. Não. No. Non.





no

It better be the most spectacularly bad movie ever

If it isn't, than it is a failure in my eyes

[Jej]

MossyRathalos lähetti viestin:

Jej lähetti viestin:

T...There's a Duke Nukem movie being made?

N...no. No.
Nonono.no.no. No. Nein. Não. No. Non.





no

It better be the most spectacularly bad movie ever

If it isn't, than it is a failure in my eyes

If they're going to mess up they might as well go for gold.

[Captain Pentium]

MossyRathalos lähetti viestin:

Jej lähetti viestin:

T...There's a Duke Nukem movie being made?

N...no. No.
Nonono.no.no. No. Nein. Não. No. Non.





no

It better be the most spectacularly bad movie ever

If it isn't, than it is a failure in my eyes

Doom The Movie pt. 2 potential.

[Kamiyé]

I can’t imagine Cena’s voice saying Duke’s catchphrases, it’s just painful.

[Captain Pentium]

Tenurr lähetti viestin:

I can’t imagine Cena’s voice saying Duke’s catchphrases, it’s just painful.

"I've got balls of steel" - John Cena
*BREAKING NEWS* Half of the population has commited suicide within seconds, popular belief is that most of them have seen the movie: "Duke Nuke'em: Can't see Balls of Steel starring John Cena"