How to date a fictional character?

[when im clownin]

I'm being serious: How can I date a fictional character? I'm in love with Sayori from DDLC and I'd like to know how I can date her? It may sound crazy to some, but she is a wonderful person and I'd like to ask her out.

[Cassidy]

There is a tulpamancer on OT who can teach you how. I don't know which name she's using currently but that's probably going to be your best bet.

[no u]

Get a life-sized cardboard cutout of the character, pose with it in pictures, and then spam social media with your love.

[alicerinz]

Dude,she's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead in the game.

[MADWACZ]

I am little sceptical to this....

[MADWACZ]

Messaggio originale di sayori is my life:

Messaggio originale di MADWACZ:

I am little sceptical to this....

Why's that?

i am more fan to find love in real world.

[alicerinz]

You can find an equally insane female and make her cosplay as a dead body.I guess.

Win-Win

[Xautos]

and here we are, an insane conversation.

i mean some of us probably has gone through a phase where we thought about the idea of a fantasy woman but it is usually kept inside, you know?
(of course i don't expect anyone cares to admit it though, that is their right not to)

[BRM62C]

Messaggio originale di sayori is my life:

I'm being serious: How can I date a fictional character? I'm in love with Sayori from DDLC and I'd like to know how I can date her? It may sound crazy to some, but she is a wonderful person and I'd like to ask her out.

Looked her up, i hear that she's dead. If that's the case, then she's undatable. For you to want to date someone who's dead means that you want to defy reality. You already did defy reality by choosing an anime character to date. So i think you should do it again and claim you're dating Sayori. She won't love you back, so there's no other possible way to go about this.

[Vince ✟]

This is disturbing, yet I feel it was posted intentionally so.

[Quint the Alligator Snapper]

Messaggio originale di sayori is my life:

How can I date a fictional character?

You don't, because fictional characters don't exist in the real-life dimension.

Messaggio originale di sayori is my life:

I'm in love with Sayori from DDLC and I'd like to know how I can date her? It may sound crazy to some, but she is a wonderful person and I'd like to ask her out.

You can ask, but you won't get a response.

[Esoteric]

You're pathetic. get a life.

[BRM62C]

Messaggio originale di Rick Deckard:

You're pathetic. get a life.

That's mean. Let him/her live their life the way they want, they're not hurting anyone, they just value different things.

[no u]

I dated a fictional character once. The relationship ended not when she died, but when it turned out that she was lying the whole time. How dare she destroy the world without me.

[BRM62C]

Messaggio originale di sayori is my life:

Messaggio originale di Anything4Views:

That's mean. Let him/her live their life the way they want, they're not hurting anyone, they just value different things.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

[BRM62C]

Messaggio originale di Kokichi Ouma:

I dated a fictional character once. The relationship ended not when she died, but when it turned out that she was lying the whole time. How dare she destroy the world without me.

Lol, who was it?