How to date a fictional character?

[autovampirism]

I'm being serious: How can I date a fictional character? I'm in love with Sayori from DDLC and I'd like to know how I can date her? It may sound crazy to some, but she is a wonderful person and I'd like to ask her out.

[Tuki]

VR may help, but you may lose any kind of dignity you still have, just see this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gELfw1hkoVc

[Chemistara]

Sayori?
♥♥♥♥ waifu
Get a better one

[Florida Man]

Trying to date a fictional character is cringey and embarrassing.

[=WL= LazyLizard5780]

I'd suggest marrying a cosplayer. But hey, what do I know about romance? I'm asexual.

[MADWACZ]

Please get a real one, they are best.

[MADWACZ]

Originally posted by sayori is my life:

Originally posted by MADWACZ:

Please get a real one, they are best.

I've tried.

Try again, try a another group or community.

[Cleverhardy (She/Her)]

To increase a chance of dating a girl you want in Doki Doki, you want to ensure your poem is full of words that are appealing to Sayori in this instance. She may be about meloncholic and sad poetry for reasons stated later in the game.

[Florida Man]

Originally posted by sayori is my life:

Originally posted by Florida Man:

Trying to date a fictional character is cringey and embarrassing.

Not really.

Living in denial will never help you.

[mimizukari]

Play dating sims, visual novels catered towards the dating aspect of things.... Not so much little busters or clannad, but moreso things like https://store.steampowered.com/app/537100/Shuffle/

iirc.

[Cleverhardy (She/Her)]

Originally posted by sayori is my life:

Originally posted by Cleverhardy (SJ Pacifist):

To increase a chance of dating a girl you want in Doki Doki, you want to ensure your poem is full of words that are appealing to Sayori. She may be about meloncholic and sad poetry for reasons stated later in the game.

No, you don't have to attempt to hide spoilers. Literally everyone I talk to about her makes a hanging joke.

Right. Still, try doing that.

[mimizukari]

Originally posted by sayori is my life:

Originally posted by Yuiko:

Play dating sims, visual novels catered towards the dating aspect of things.... Not so much little busters or clannad, but moreso things like https://store.steampowered.com/app/537100/Shuffle/

iirc.

But Sayori?

Make your own dating sim, with the author's explicit approval. Or just play VRChat.

[Cleverhardy (She/Her)]

Originally posted by sayori is my life:

Originally posted by Cleverhardy (SJ Pacifist):

Right. Still, try doing that.

I mean in real life, not in-game.

I see. It is hard to find a girl who is depressed in real life, so I don't think I can help.

[L1qu1dator]

you'll have to be like Krieger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfVCTGrOVXE

[MADWACZ]

Originally posted by L1qu1dator:

you'll have to be like Krieger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfVCTGrOVXE

He feels so wrong sometimes. It’s so cringe to look at.

[Florida Man]

Originally posted by MADWACZ:

Originally posted by L1qu1dator:

you'll have to be like Krieger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfVCTGrOVXE

He feels so wrong sometimes. It’s so cringe to look at.

Archer is a terrible, ugly show.