I watched the second 50 shades movie

[Garou]

I didn't get it. There's barely any nudity and characters do ridiculous things. Like that book editor guy was a complete wacko sexual maniac with no sense of consequences..

[Cassidy]

The fact that you watched it...

[Jej]

There's a second one?

[Blank]

You watched Fifty Shades Darker and expected it to make sense? Or be good?

[JJ, Professional Fool]

Softcore is cool, but to pay 8 bucks for a tease is pointless. Hopefully you didn't go alone.

[Garou]

「𝓛𝓜」 lähetti viestin:

You watched Fifty Shades Darker and expected it to make sense? Or be good?

I watch many movies, I watched the entire Twilight series just to make sure it's not hated unjustly. Middle 3 movies are fillers, the 1st and the last are ok.

[AgentNeebs01]

The funny thing is, the author of the Fifty Shades books is actually a woman.

[JJ, Professional Fool]

SUPERIORGA3E lähetti viestin:

The funny thing is, the author of the Fifty Shades books is actually a woman.

Not surprised. It's context. Not porn. Its sensuality.

[Blargo]

Jej lähetti viestin:

There's a second one?

There's a third one, in fact.

[psychotron666]

Well they were originally twilight fan fiction that the author just wrote a porno fantasy about characters from twilight which somehow beyond me got popular and adopted into its own story so the author could sell it. So they don't have to make sense.

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

Why would you do that to yourself?

I mean, I watched all of them, and read the books, because I am a filmophile and bibliophile. I like to look at the good and the bad. And the second movie is worse than the first. As nothing happens, but with a slightly larger budget.

At least the third movie, something actually happens.

And that is only an aside to the demonstrably abusive relationship the series is selling to people.

The Twilight series gave me headaches and stomach problems. 50 Shades is LITERALLY Twilight fanfiction. I almost got banned from the theater this last one for screaming at the screen.

[AgentNeebs01]

Dxpress lähetti viestin:

Jej lähetti viestin:

There's a second one?

There's a third one, in fact.

AND there's a parody one.

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

SUPERIORGA3E lähetti viestin:

Dxpress lähetti viestin:

There's a third one, in fact.

AND there's a parody one.

-_-

Dude.

We don't talk about a bad parody of one of the worst film franchises of the last 2 decades.

Cinema will implode!

[76561198149566935]

Kinda feels like it shouldn't even be a series. Maximum one movie if that. It's also way too popular for what it offers.

[AgentNeebs01]

Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍 lähetti viestin:

SUPERIORGA3E lähetti viestin:

AND there's a parody one.

-_-

Dude.

We don't talk about a bad parody of one of the worst film franchises of the last 2 decades.

Cinema will implode!

The cinema has imploded a long time ago, just ask Sony about the Emoji movie.

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

SUPERIORGA3E lähetti viestin:

The cinema has imploded a long time ago, just ask Sony about the Emoji movie.

FROM 1000 HELLS I STAB AT THEE!!!!

*sob*

Poor Patrick Stewart...

Forever a poop....