If a genie appeared and offered you 3 wishes, what would they be?

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If a genie appeared and offered you 3 wishes, what would they be?

[Myrmicon]

Money.
Long lasting good health till I die.
Long lasting good health till they die, for all my friendos and fam aswell.

[Naedmi]

Unlimited wishes.

[Alaskan Catfish Hike]

Bend reality to my will.

[Blargo]

1) Allow me to endlessly grant my own wishes.
2) I don't know... a pack of gum.
3) Another pack of gum to give to the genie.

[Rumpelcrutchskin]

That will never end well, genies are sneaky buggers and always find the way to turn your wishes against you.

[Elknirps]

money
world peace
more genies

[Washell]

İlk olarak Myrmicon tarafından gönderildi:

Money.
Long lasting good health till I die.
Long lasting good health till they die, for all my friendos and fam aswell.

Going by the corrupt a wish genie foundation, you will then take everyone on an exotic vacation, on the way to which the plane will crash and burn, killing everyone in the prime of their life. All wishes fulfilled to the exact letter of the wish, but hardly to the spirit of the wish. You really need to to think these things through.

Alternatively, everyone gets into a series of accidents, you inherit all their stuff, thus having the money, buy a Ferrari and than kill yourself in another accident.

[Alaskan Catfish Hike]

İlk olarak Hayabusa tarafından gönderildi:

İlk olarak Explosion Hugger tarafından gönderildi:

Unlimited wishes.

Smart....

İlk olarak Marta C. DeHart tarafından gönderildi:

Bend reality to my will.

This would be interesting

I’m comically boring. I’d make our cooler bigger.

[✿ ❝𝓔𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓾𝓶"]

I saw a horror movie with this conundrum! Didn't she end up breaking the time space continuum and demons entered through a portal????

[Indiana Georg]

1. Real nekos
That’s it keep the rest for problems that might happen

[lazybeat]

I'd wish for more wishes

[Lusus Symphonia]

For anyone wishing for more wishes, for that to happen, the genie will make you a genie, which will trap you in a lamp and force you to make wishes for anyone that rubs it.

I mean being trapped in a lamp will definitely make anyone evil after a while.

[↑↑↓↓←→←→BASelect]

Well first and foremost i would fix all my & my familys health issues.
Then a huge house.
Then a room size safe full of money.

[Ëvïlnïck8 ゴゴゴ]

- To have my own nekopara catgirl.
- To have an long and fullfilling live with her.
- No real financial issieus for our lives.

[Cassidy]

1. I wish for God-like powers.
2. I wish that my powers will not accidentally harm myself or the people I care about.
3. I wish that the first 2 wishes will never conflict with each other.