If a genie appeared and offered you 3 wishes, what would they be?

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If a genie appeared and offered you 3 wishes, what would they be?

[Velstrum]

i want uhhh'
all good porn options
un stolen a billion dollars
and a real space ship

SPACE BABES BEWARE

[King Narwhal]

Under the assumption that our wishes have no limitations...

1. Infinite wishes for me and me only, to solve any other problems I might have.

Every other wish will be for whatever the heck I want.

[Velstrum]

Publicado originalmente por Indiana Georg:

1. Real nekos
That’s it keep the rest for problems that might happen

hmm man ....think of all those cons thought

cons
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-is it okay to ♥♥♥♥ a neko
-is it okay to bone a neko if they are old in cat years
-can nekos go to school
-race wars
-tumblr

DAMN
...theres alot more there then just the ♥♥♥♥ part

[Legostyle03]

I wish for the power to do anything
I wish for the power to know everything
Im keeping the last wish for emergencies.

[King Narwhal]

Publicado originalmente por Legostyle03:

I wish for the power to do anything
I wish for the power to know everything
Im keeping the last wish for emergencies.

Or you could use that last wish to wish for endless wishes so that you can have literally anything you want whenever you want it :P

[Legostyle03]

Publicado originalmente por Captain Narwhal:

Publicado originalmente por Legostyle03:

I wish for the power to do anything
I wish for the power to know everything
Im keeping the last wish for emergencies.

Or you could use that last wish to wish for endless wishes so that you can have literally anything you want whenever you want it :P

Publicado originalmente por Red Monk:

For anyone wishing for more wishes, for that to happen, the genie will make you a genie, which will trap you in a lamp and force you to make wishes for anyone that rubs it.

I mean being trapped in a lamp will definitely make anyone evil after a while.

[King Narwhal]

Publicado originalmente por Legostyle03:

Publicado originalmente por Captain Narwhal:

Or you could use that last wish to wish for endless wishes so that you can have literally anything you want whenever you want it :P

Publicado originalmente por Red Monk:

For anyone wishing for more wishes, for that to happen, the genie will make you a genie, which will trap you in a lamp and force you to make wishes for anyone that rubs it.

I mean being trapped in a lamp will definitely make anyone evil after a while.

Well then, make your first wish be that wishing for infinite wishes will bear no ill effects to you, then wish for infinite wishes. Gotta use loopholes.

[Legostyle03]

Publicado originalmente por Captain Narwhal:

Publicado originalmente por Legostyle03:

Well then, make your first wish be that wishing for infinite wishes will bear no ill effects to you, then wish for infinite wishes. Gotta use loopholes.

What exactly do you mean by "ill effects"? Thats a highly subjective term.

[Down The Drain]

A desktop.
Some coffee.
Some weed.

[King Narwhal]

Publicado originalmente por Legostyle03:

Publicado originalmente por Captain Narwhal:

Well then, make your first wish be that wishing for infinite wishes will bear no ill effects to you, then wish for infinite wishes. Gotta use loopholes.

What exactly do you mean by "ill effects"? Thats a highly subjective term.

Any effects on you, anything pertaining to you, any of your possessions, and anything else you specify, that aren't objectively beneficial.

[Legostyle03]

Publicado originalmente por Captain Narwhal:

Publicado originalmente por Legostyle03:

What exactly do you mean by "ill effects"? Thats a highly subjective term.

Any effects on you, anything pertaining to you, any of your possessions, and anything else you specify, that aren't objectively beneficial.

Then literally nothing would happen, since infinite wishes falls under the first 2 categories.

[✿ ❝𝓔𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓾𝓶"]

Publicado originalmente por HATERSluvME:

-kill everyone in the world except for me :P
- have the power to create anything i want with my mind
-oh and flying powers

How sadistic.

[Jaded]

a delete anything gun

[✿ ❝𝓔𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓾𝓶"]

Publicado originalmente por ☠ Pinka ☠:

1.Die
2.Die
3.Die faster

how sadistic

[Esoteric]

Publicado originalmente por ✿ ❝𝓔𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓾𝓶":

Publicado originalmente por ☠ Pinka ☠:

1.Die
2.Die
3.Die faster

how sadistic

More like edgy.