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found this one myself and i love to send to random people to get reactions:

I have a 15 year old son that has been doing some really strange things lately. I understand at his age his hormones are raging inside him but I'm getting very concerned. About a week ago I walked up to his room and his door was cracked open. I respect his privacy but couldn't help for seeing what he was doing with his girlfriend. He was laying on his back in the floor with his sweat pants and underwear pulled down to his ankles and she was stepping on his genitals with high heels! I watched for about 1 minute to see if they were just being teenagers trying something stupid/silly like a challenge of some sort, but after watching it was definitely sexual.

She was stepping on him with about a 3-4 inch pair of heels that are sharp stilettos style, but she wasn't wearing them when she came to visit or when she left. He had her stepping on his penis and testicles, just walking all over them with her full weight!

I decided to knock on the door and interrupt, for fear of him being hurt. They scrambled as you can imagine, she steps down off him and quickly sit on the desk chair and throws her heels under a blanket that was on the floor, he pulled up his clothes and jumps up and walks to the door to let me in. He was out of breath, I said I'm collecting laundry do you have anything that needs washed? He said no, I aid what about the blanket in the floor, and he quickly responds no its fine I just dropped it there.

Last night I came home from work early to find that they were at it again. This time in the living room next to the stairs, she was using the handrail to keep her balance as she stepped on his genitals with a different pair of high heels this time. I didn't spy, I didn't invade his privacy, I unlocked the door and opened it as saw them at it again.. I turned my back and yelled through the door for him to come help me bring in groceries. I could hear her running on the hard wood floors out of the room and he came right to the door. As I walked through the living room there was semen on the floor where she was stepping on him. I must have interrupted as he climaxed, unless she keeps stepping on him after he does.

A couple days ago I put on some of my high heels and wore them around him in the house just to watch his body language and see his reaction. He couldn't stop looking at my shoes as I walked passed him, and he asked several times why are you wearing shoes in the house. I told him they are new and I'm just trying to break them in. He was uncomfortable as far as I could tell, or maybe turned on, not sure. Is it the shoes he is attracted to, or is he into pain, foot fetish?

What should I do? Should I confront him? Is he at risk of being injured? Could she cause him to be sterile? I am very worried...
Originally posted by Burrito Bandito:
found this one myself and i love to send to random people to get reactions:

I have a 15 year old son that has been doing some really strange things lately. I understand at his age his hormones are raging inside him but I'm getting very concerned. About a week ago I walked up to his room and his door was cracked open. I respect his privacy but couldn't help for seeing what he was doing with his girlfriend. He was laying on his back in the floor with his sweat pants and underwear pulled down to his ankles and she was stepping on his genitals with high heels! I watched for about 1 minute to see if they were just being teenagers trying something stupid/silly like a challenge of some sort, but after watching it was definitely sexual.

She was stepping on him with about a 3-4 inch pair of heels that are sharp stilettos style, but she wasn't wearing them when she came to visit or when she left. He had her stepping on his penis and testicles, just walking all over them with her full weight!

I decided to knock on the door and interrupt, for fear of him being hurt. They scrambled as you can imagine, she steps down off him and quickly sit on the desk chair and throws her heels under a blanket that was on the floor, he pulled up his clothes and jumps up and walks to the door to let me in. He was out of breath, I said I'm collecting laundry do you have anything that needs washed? He said no, I aid what about the blanket in the floor, and he quickly responds no its fine I just dropped it there.

Last night I came home from work early to find that they were at it again. This time in the living room next to the stairs, she was using the handrail to keep her balance as she stepped on his genitals with a different pair of high heels this time. I didn't spy, I didn't invade his privacy, I unlocked the door and opened it as saw them at it again.. I turned my back and yelled through the door for him to come help me bring in groceries. I could hear her running on the hard wood floors out of the room and he came right to the door. As I walked through the living room there was semen on the floor where she was stepping on him. I must have interrupted as he climaxed, unless she keeps stepping on him after he does.

A couple days ago I put on some of my high heels and wore them around him in the house just to watch his body language and see his reaction. He couldn't stop looking at my shoes as I walked passed him, and he asked several times why are you wearing shoes in the house. I told him they are new and I'm just trying to break them in. He was uncomfortable as far as I could tell, or maybe turned on, not sure. Is it the shoes he is attracted to, or is he into pain, foot fetish?

What should I do? Should I confront him? Is he at risk of being injured? Could she cause him to be sterile? I am very worried...
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my personal favorite:

First of all let it be known that I created a new account just to open this thread. I'm pretty well known around here and some of you may recognize who I am from the way I write, and that's fine. But I don't want any possible embarrassment this thread may cause me to carry on to my true identity on here, or affect the way others see me. So basically, what happened is I decided to tell my family and close friends that I'm into Anal Vore by having a "coming-out" party. I don't think it went very well and that's why I'm here. Let me elaborate. I'm a male in my early 20's. If you were to ask me who I am, the 1st thing I would instantly say is "I am an anal vore fanatic". It's who I am. It's my identity. Anal vore is my life, and it felt important enough for me to tell my friends and family. I decided the best way to tell them would be to have an anal vore "coming-out party", though I didn't tell them that the party was going to be about anal vore ahead of time. I'm not stupid. I knew they would look it up in Google and see a bunch of stupid things and criticisms by trolls about it, so I decided that to make the best impression of anal vore I would have to present it to them myself. I ordered pizzas and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what anal vore is. It started when they came in through the door. I gave everyone a sealed envelope and told them not to open it until I said so. When everyone had arrived (grandparents, aunts and uncles, my parents, 3 of my cousins, and a couple non-family friends), I announced what the purpose of the part was and had them open the envelopes. I had commissioned a popular artist that I really like to draw sketches of each of my family members/friends anal voring me, and I printed these pictures out and put them in the envelope (he agreed to do the sketches for $5/each BTW so it wasn't too expensive for me). Everyone kinda laughed and a couple of them were confused when I explained (my grandpa got kind of mad at me though). I basically explained to them that I'm into anal vore and what it is. I don't think they took it very well though because they joked a lot about it (they kept asking if I was serious or if I was joking). A couple people (my parents and grandparents mostly) seemed upset though, unfortunately. The next part of the party was I hooked up my laptop to my TV with an HDMI cable and I started showing them my favorite anal vore pictures on Ekas portal and other pictures that I had saved on my computer. This is where the party kind of took a turn for the worse. One of my uncles got really mad and started calling me names (I don't want to repeat them here) but my aunt defended me. We argued for a bit and most of my family left at that point...I kept showing them the anal vore pictures I liked on Ekas portal but they started leaving and only my cousins and close friends chose to remain and look at the pictures with me. What did I do wrong? Is this basically something that only younger people enjoy? Because I'm pretty sure my grandparents hated anal vore (I still love them though even if we can't see eye to eye on this subject that's extremely important to me). Anyways the next part of the party that I had planned for so long and was expecting to be a bit hit was a kind of interactive anal-vore reading game. I had printed out one of my favorite anal vore stories from Eka's and I wanted to pass around the story and we would all read a part aloud, but that didn't really go as planned. One of my cousins said they thought it was "creepy"...? I tried to convince her that it'd be cool but no one wanted to do it. I had to read the story myself but when they started talking to each other about things NOT related to anal vore I kind of gave up :( The party kind of fizzled out. We just watched TV for a bit, I kept talking about anal vore a bit (but not as much as I wanted) and after the party was over everyone (the people who were left at the end, anyway) finally left. Did I do anything wrong? Should I try to do the party again, because I think they may have interpreted my interest wrong? It's really important for me and I want them to know, but how can I communicate my love of anal vore to my family members who are specifically picky about such issues >.> , such as my uncle who was intollerant of me? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
Last edited by ExtramaritalSexualOverachiever; May 26, 2019 @ 5:52pm
Yuri Jun 25, 2023 @ 11:11pm 
Crazy I was crazy knfe
Originally posted by Moxi:
Crazy I was crazy knfe
so close!
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