The Best Florida Man News Articles

[RatMonarch]

Hi

Google "florida man". See what the world's worst superhero's up to. Try to find the weirdest/funniest/craziest news articles about him.

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

Florida man once assaulted his friend with a taco Bell burrito because he would not agree that mountain dew was good.

That article is about 5 years old.

[Enriquez]

Florida man arrested after hitting dad with pizza because he was mad he helped birth him.

[HeartoftheTiger]

A Florida Mayor Arrested 20 Days After Taking Over Mayor Who Was Arrested | KFI AM 640
https://kfiam640.iheart.com/content/2019-03-14-a-florida-mayor-arrested-20-days-after-taking-over-mayor-who-was-arrested/

Police: Dad brought loaded AK-47 to Florida middle school
https://www.crestviewbulletin.com/news/20190312/police-dad-brought-loaded-ak-47-to-florida-middle-school

FLORIDA MAN TEETH: DeBary fraud suspect smile, puppy | WFTV
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/deputies-florida-man-steals-almost-50k-for-new-smile-puppy/876237504

Florida Man Repeatedly Stabbed Woman in Head With Fork Because His Baked Potato Was Hard, Police Say
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-repeatedly-stabbed-woman-head-fork-because-his-baked-potato-was-1232491

Facebook political argument ends with Tampa man shot in buttocks
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/Facebook-political-argument-ends-with-Tampa-man-shot-in-buttocks_170687114

Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute, cops say | Fox News
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/07/11/florida-man-72-tries-to-mow-down-neighbor-with-tractor-during-dispute-cops-say.html?cmpid=prn_msn

Florida man hid wanted, legless girlfriend in a plastic tote, cops say | Bradenton Herald
http://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article210842859.html

Marjory Stoneman Douglas teacher leaves gun in bathroom on pier | Miami Herald
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/article208653029.html?via=newsletter&source=CSAMedition

Police: Mom says it's 'too hot' in squad car after arrest for allegedly leaving child in hot car | WSB-TV
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending-now/police-mom-says-its-too-hot-in-squad-car-after-arrest-for-allegedly-leaving-child-in-hot-car/553760704

Florida woman agreed to swap sex for $25, chicken McNuggets, police say | WTSP.com
http://www.wtsp.com/news/crime/florida-woman-agreed-to-swap-sex-for-25-chicken-mcnuggets-police-say/435538362

Cops: Pregnant Woman Beaten In Weave Beef | The Smoking Gun
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/pregnant-sisters-weave-fight-763905

Dare I go on? ROFL!

[Ell]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFDAXC0QEPY

[s w e k]

引用自 HeartoftheTiger：

Florida man hid wanted, legless girlfriend in a plastic tote, cops say | Bradenton Herald
http://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article210842859.html

Lmao.

[OIympicAssEater]

Florida is not normal. I live here and I can tell you that.

[Wet Water]

Florida man arrested after calling 911 while hallucinating on meth

Florida man charged with DUI on his lawn mower

Florida man says he's sorry after trying to pawn baby

Florida man accused of torturing child while wearing werewolf mask

Florida Man Fires Gun at Teens Enjoying Community Pool

Florida man says demons took over his body when he beat up pregnant girlfriend

Florida Man Arrested For Having 'I Eat A**' Sticker On His Truck

Dog recovering after Florida man drags him behind truck, deputies say

Florida man accused of beating girlfriend for drinking 'the last of his vodka'

Florida man tells police he's Jason Bourne

A Florida man was attacked and killed by his giant, flightless bird

Florida Man Shows Police His Marijuana Plants, Gets Arrested

Florida man gets prison for smuggling turtles in candy wrappers

Florida man arrested after dining on spaghetti with his bare hands

[HeartoftheTiger]

Truthfully, I love it here. But I tire of defending it at times. (Especially when the elections come around). Considering that I previously lived in NJ, the bar was already set low. Lol

[Chemistara]

Florida man beats a man so violently with a vacuum cleaner that he severed the victim's head, leaving him beaten beyond recognition

[HeartoftheTiger]

Man run over by own truck after leaving strip club - Orlando Sentinel
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-truck-runs-over-driver-orange-20161025-story.html

Cops: Woman Got All Slashy After Boyfriend Repeatedly Refused To Have Sex With Her
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/vero-beach-knifing-960354

Woman arrested after allegedly attacking husband for forgetting anniversary | Fox News
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/03/22/woman-arrested-after-allegedly-attacking-husband-for-forgetting-anniversary.html?cmpid=prn_msn

Florida could declare porn a health threat - Orlando Sentinel
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/politics/political-pulse/os-florida-porn-health-risk-20180118-story.html

Woman accused of swapping barcodes, paying only $3.70 for $1,800 worth of electronics | myfox8.com
http://myfox8.com/2017/11/08/woman-accused-of-swapping-barcodes-paying-only-3-70-for-1800-worth-of-electronics/

[Speeder]

引用自 Wet Water：

Florida man arrested after dining on spaghetti with his bare hands

You can get arrested for that?, oh no

[Chuuya Nakahara]

So much interesting things happens in Florida.

[Volfogg]

Err... I'm actually too busy checking my own country's unusual news. No slouch either in that department.

[Wet Water]

引用自 Speeder：

引用自 Wet Water：

Florida man arrested after dining on spaghetti with his bare hands

You can get arrested for that?, oh no

I was like "Wat" when I saw that. I actually read the article too. The dude was just eating at olive garden minding his own buisness lmao

[HeartoftheTiger]

引用自 Wet Water：

引用自 Speeder：

You can get arrested for that?, oh no

I was like "Wat" when I saw that. I actually read the article too. The dude was just eating at olive garden minding his own buisness lmao

Personally, the greater crime that was overlooked is someone actually liking Olive Garden. lol