Why are there 0 Amish games?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!

[Goose]

Real talk. I want an Amish simulator.

You can get a job in an Amish village and build barns 24/7. Start a family. Go to church. Learn to play instruments. Go to church. Build a barn. Go to church. Ride a carriage. Get harassed by modern city slickers. Start an Amish mafia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg

[khalil]

Wanna dedicate the next 30 years of your life to make an Amish simulator with me?

[Goose]

Originally posted by Don'tLookBackIt'sATrap:

Wanna dedicate the next 30 years of your life to make an Amish simulator with me?

You know what forget it, I'm just going to move to an Amish village

[khalil]

Originally posted by Emperors Champion:

Originally posted by Don'tLookBackIt'sATrap:

Wanna dedicate the next 30 years of your life to make an Amish simulator with me?

You know what forget it, I'm just going to move to an Amish village

*tsk* It always ends up like this.

[cSg|mc-Hotsauce]

Apparently, more people like to make Amish challenges in other games like, Banished, Sims series and a few others rather than a simulator.

[tmwfte]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/233860/Kenshi/

In theory, you could set up your roleplaying here to do close to that.

[Goose]

Originally posted by Riedy:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/242920/Banished/

People call this game an amish simulator, though I don't know what qualifies it more than all the other oldschool medieval-ish town simulators.

Close... idk though. No way to interact with city folk & kick them off my lands?

[AdahnGorion]

Because it would hurt the minority group and it would be the target of the mainstream media that would call it discriminating. Unless ofc the game is about killing all the men in the game.

[SpaceyMatt]

Originally posted by Emperors Champion:

Originally posted by Riedy:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/242920/Banished/

People call this game an amish simulator, though I don't know what qualifies it more than all the other oldschool medieval-ish town simulators.

Close... idk though. No way to interact with city folk & kick them off my lands?

We went up to the Amana Colonies late last summer. They want the city folk visiting for the $$ we spend there. Had not been there since I was a kid on a school field trip. Bought several jars of honey and a knife made there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amana_Colonies

[Goose]

Originally posted by BigPony:

Originally posted by Emperors Champion:

Close... idk though. No way to interact with city folk & kick them off my lands?

We went up to the Amana Colonies late last summer. They want the city folk visiting for the $$ we spend there. Had not been there since I was a kid on a school field trip. Bought several jars of honey and a knife made there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amana_Colonies

I'll be honest I'm shocked your school let you buy a knife

[Holding These Alligators Down]

I legit think it would be a hit especially on pc.
I like Euro truck simulator which is the most boring crap ever but it's still a good game.
I don't understand it either.

[whatamidoing]

Originally posted by Holding These Alligators Down:

I legit think it would be a hit especially on pc.
I like Euro truck simulator which is the most boring crap ever but it's still a good game.
I don't understand it either.

I don't know about it being some AAA blockbuster hit, but I could see it getting a small but dedicated fanbase

[ハイイロギツネ]

Sounds similar to The Guild II.

Why not play that and dress your family with Amish attire and give them Amish names?