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in before: yet, i married my (animal) wife.
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
Incestuous marriages are legal.
It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
You must have windshield wipers on your car.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Masks may not be worn in public.
Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce.
However, this provision does not apply to men.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
No person may spit on the floor of a church.
It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in a commercially zoned area.
Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
Women may not wear a 'lewd dress' in public.
No one may use a 'funk ball' within the city limits.
Bathing in city fountains is prohibited.
No person within the city may possess confetti.
It is illegal to spit orange peels on the sidewalk.
'Spray String' is banned.
Most locales do not have this problem, but Mobile found it necessary to ban bicycles from the interstate highways.
If one wishes to read palms in the city, they must first pay $10 for a permit.
It is illegal to howl at ladies within the city limits.
It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.
It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.
It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.
Weird Arizona Laws
Hunting camels is prohibited.
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is "likely to provoke physical retaliation".
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
You may not have more than two sex toys in a house.
In Globe - Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
In Hayden - If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.
In Maricopa - No more than six girls may live in any house.
In Mesa - It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.
In Mohave - A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
In Nogales - An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
In Prescott - No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
In Tempe - One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.
In Tombstone - It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
Weird Arkansas Laws
The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
In Fayetteville - It is illegal to kill "any living creature".
In Little Rock - Honking one’s car horn at a sandwich shop after 9 PM is against the law.
In Little Rock - No one may “suddenly start or stop? their car at a McDonald’s.
In Little Rock - Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
In Little Rock - Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
In Little Rock - It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
Weird California Laws
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Bathhouses are against the law.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand in Los Angeles.
It is illegal to eat oranges in a bathtub.
Due to the ambled name of "Texas Instrument," the TI-82,TI-83,TI-83 ,TI-86, and TI-89 were all banished from California. If caught with one, 4 weeks of prison is assigned.
In Alhambra - You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
In Arcadia - Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
In Baldwin Park - Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
In Belvedere - City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.
In Blythe - You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
In Burlingame - It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
In Cathedral City - It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.
In Cathedral City - Persons may not ride their bicycles through the "Fountain of Life".
In Cathedral City - One may not bring their dog to school.
In Cerritos - All dog "waste" must be removed from any yard within seven days.
In Chico - One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.
In Chico - It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
In Chico - Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
In Chico - Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.
In Chico - It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street.
In Chico - Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
In Dana Point - One may not use one's own restroom if the window is open.
In Downey - It is illegal to wash your car in the street.
In El Monte - Sandboxes may not be used as ashtrays.
In El Monte - Pinball machines are outlawed, as well as mock horse racing games.
In El Monte - Waitresses are not allowed to consume drinks bought by her customers.
In Eurkea - Persons may not sleep on a road.
In Eurkea - One must seek written permission from the Director of Public Works before playing baseball in a city park.
In Eurkea - Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
In Fresno - No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
In Fresno - Skipping rocks in a city park is not allowed.
In Fresno - It is against the law to hold a private bingo game.
In Fresno - Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.
In Fresno - It is illegal to sell gasoline to a drunken person.
In Fresno - Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.
In Fresno - Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.
In Glendale - One may not take his dog on an elevator with him.
In Glendale - A person must be 18 years old to buy a wax container.
In Glendale - It is illegal to jump into a passing car.
In Glendale - Cars may not be driven in reverse.
In Hermosa Beach - Public restrooms must be supplied with toilet paper.
In Hermosa Beach - No person may show his or her buttocks on a playground.
In Hermosa Beach - It is illegal to pour salt on a highway.
In Hollywood - It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
In Indian Wells - It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument with the intention of luring someone to a store.
In Indian Wells - Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.
In Indian Wells - Fortelling the future for donations is illegal.
In Indian Wells - Crushing rocks in the city limits is forbidden.
In Lafayette - You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.
In Lodi - It is illegal to shoot "silly string" at parade participants.
In Lompoc - It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters.
In Long Beach - Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
In Long Beach - It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
In Los Angeles - It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
In Los Angeles - You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
In Los Angeles - You may not hunt moths under a street light.
In Los Angeles - It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
In Los Angeles - Toads may not be licked.
In Los Angeles - It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church.
In Los Angeles - Zoot suits are prohibited.
In Los Angeles County - All food in a childrens camp must be approved by the director before being used.
In Los Angeles County - It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air.
In Los Angeles County - No person may charge admission to a house party.
In Los Angeles County - It is illegal to skateboard and roller-skate through the courthouse and library.
In Norco - Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone to hear noise outside the vehicle.
In Norco - It is unlawful to give another fireworks.
In Norco - All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.
In Norco - Growing oleander flowers is illegal.
In Ontario - Roosters may not crow in the city limits.
In Pacific Grove - It is illegal to molest butterflies.
In Palm Springs - It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.
In Pasadena - It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
In Portola - One may not allow his or her dog to chase a squirrel in the summer.
In Portola - It is illegal to fish from an overpass in the city.
In Portola - No person may carry a fish into a bar.
In Prundale - Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.
In Redlands - Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.
In Riverside - One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.
In San Diego - It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.
In San Diego - The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
In San Francisco - Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
In San Francisco - It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
In San Francisco - Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
In San Francisco - It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
In San Francisco - Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
In San Jose - It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs.
In San Luis Obispo - Using a gas-powered blower at a business on Sunday is prohibited.
In Santa Monica - You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.
In Shasta Lake - One may not raffle off a dog as a gift in any public place.
In Sima Valley - Remote control cars can only be driven in designated areas of city parks.
In Temecula - Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St.
In Thousand Oaks - Before a business may have a "going out of business sale", they must obtain a special permit from the city manager.
In Walnut - Ice cream men must obtain a license before selling any ice cream from their car.
In Walnut - Kites may not be flown above 10 feet over the ground.
In Walnut - Children may not wear a halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff.
In Walnut - Persons may not pick flowers from the city parks.
In Walnut - Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff.
In Walnut - One may not leave sand in their own driveway.
You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
The English language is not to be spoken.
In Carbondale - No one may stand on the sidewalk on the 500 block of Illinois Ave.
In Champaign - One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
In Chicago - All businesses entering into contracts with the city must sift through their records and report any business they had dealing with slaves during the era of slavery.
In Chicago - Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
In Chicago - It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
In Chicago - It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.
In Chicago - Kites may not be flown within the city limits.
In Chicago - In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.
In Chicago - It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
In Chicago, people who are diseased, maimed, mutilated, or deformed to the point of being an unsightly or disguting object are banned from going out in public.
In Chicago, it is illegal to fish in pajamas.
In Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.
In Cicero - Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays.
In Crete - It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog.
In Crete - Cars may not be driven through the town.
In Crystal Lake - If one wishes to plant new sod in his or her yard in the summer months, that person may not use the city's water to water it.
In Des Plaines - Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.
In Evanston - Bowling is forbidden.
In Evanston - It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire.
In Galesburg - No person may keep a smelly dog.
In Galesburg - It is illegal to burn bird feathers.
In Galesburg - Jostling others is illegal.
In Galesburg - No bicyclist may practice "fancy riding" on any city street.
In Galesburg - There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.
In Guernee, it is illegal for women weighing more than 200 pounds to ride horses in shorts.
In Horner - It is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer.
In Joliet - Town fathers, reflecting the pet peeve of hearing their town's name mispronounced 'Jolly-ETTE' when all local folk know it's pronounced 'Joe-lee-ETTE', made pronouncing it Jolly-ette a misdemeanor, punishable by a $5 fine.
In Kenilworth - A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow.
In Kirkland - Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kirkland's streets.
In Moline - Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited.
In Moline - There is a ban on unnecessary repetitive driving on 23rd Avenue.
In Morton Grove - You may not own a handgun.
In Normal - It is against the law to make faces at dogs.
In Orland Park - No pool tables are allowed in a public establishment, because it supports gambling.
In Ottowa - Spitting on the sidewalk is a criminal offense.
In Park Ridge - Trucks may only park inside closed garages.
In Peoria - Basketball hoops may not be installed on a driveway.
In Zion - It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.
Weird Connecticut Laws
Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday.
It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.
In Devon - It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
In Guilford - Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.
In Hartford - You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
In Hartford - You may not educate dogs.
In Hartford - It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
In New Britian - It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
In Rocky Hill - An arcade may not have more than a total of four amusement devices such as ping-pong tables, pinball machines, or shuffleboard tables.
In Southington - Silly string is banned.
In Waterbury - It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.
Weird Florida Laws
Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence.
Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to sell your children.
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
In Big Pine Key - It is illegal to molest a Key deer.
In Broward County - Persons may not be "inappropriately attired" who work at hot dog stands.
In Cape Coral - It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline.
In Cape Coral - It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street.
In Cape Coral City - A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport.
In Daytona Beach - The molestation of trash cans is banned.
In Daytona Beach - Maintaining a car on your property which is no longer in use is prohibited.
In Daytona Beach - Owning a flower pot with water in it that isn't capable of draining is considered a public nuisance.
In Destin - It is illegal for an owner of a store to allow another person to pass out free ducklings in front of the store.
In Destin - Destin states that a cat that viciously chases passers-by is a ‘bad cat’.
In Destin - If you wish to go swimming in the ocean, get dressed in your hotel room.
In Destin - Torpedoes may not be set off in the city.
In Destin - If you like to love to ride your bicycle in Destin, don’t lean it up against a tree in a cemetery.
In Destin - It is illegal to drive over graves in a cemetery.
In Destin - If you notice an ice-cream man attempting to sell his cold concoctions in a cemetery, call the police immediately, for that is illegal.
In Hialeah - Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.
In Key West - Chickens are considered a 'protected species'.
In Miami Beach - Skateboarding is not allowed at any police station.
In Miami Beach - Persons face up to thirty days in jail for selling oranges on the sidewalk.
In Miami Beach - Termite farms are not allowed within the city.
In Miami Beach - No one may bring a pig with them to the beach.
In Naples - Neon signs are prohibited.
In Palm Bay - Persons may not tow a sled behind their bicycles.
In Pensacola - Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.
In Pensacola - It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel.
In Pensacola - A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.
In Sanford - Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona fide" theatrical performances.
In Sarasota - If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.
In Sarasota - You may not catch crabs.
In Satellite Beach - Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex.
In Tampa - Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing".
In Tampa - Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.
Thats alot of weird laws.
No, more of a tribute to the vets of world war 2. I wasn't a big styx fan. In the 80's i was more into heavy metal rock and hair metal. Like ozzy, motley cru, metallica, gnr, aerosmith, ccr (yes i know ccr wasn't a 80's band) ect.
If thats an actual fact. I never knew that. I always just thought of the album.
"We do not eat the cat."
Oh well, the sodomy law isn't here.
In Alabama it use to be illegal to have consensual sodomy.
The random law was ruled unconstitutional though.
It gets even funnier when you realize how the hell they were suppose to check for that sort of thing?
Like anal Sodomy?
Or animal Sodomy?
Anal. It was illegal to have consensual anal sex in Alabama.