Girl sees snake, screams and jumps into your arms

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Fajita Jim 2019년 6월 18일 오전 10시 46분

-catch her
-let her fall

My friend just let the girl slide off him and fall flat. He was all "I ain't your hero". lmao

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L1qu1dator 2019년 6월 18일 오후 3시 46분

Miss Ann Thrope님이 먼저 게시:
Quint the Alligator Snapper님이 먼저 게시:
Why would you apply a battery to a snake?

Battery operated snakes are the best kind.

LMAO

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Crazy Tiger 2019년 6월 18일 오후 3시 49분

Azza ☠님이 먼저 게시:
Then I don't need to outrun the deadly snake, just the slowest person with a twisted ankle.

Survival of the fittest, let her take one for the team.

Miss Ann Thrope님이 먼저 게시:
Quint the Alligator Snapper님이 먼저 게시:
Why would you apply a battery to a snake?

Battery operated snakes are the best kind.

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trousers 2019년 6월 18일 오후 3시 49분

Quint the Alligator Snapper님이 먼저 게시:
heckit님이 먼저 게시:
well first she has to pass her Spot check
...and then a Jump check
But the premise is that she already passed her spot check, and is spending her surprise round doing a jump action.

True, true. My bad.

So she passes a DC10 jump check to leap a waist height.
She must then have a willing target to catch her. If not, she must grapple them. So she rolls to hit.
She hits, but provokes an attack of opportunity. If the AoO lands her grapple is cancelled. She then has to land a melee touch attack. And then she must pass an opposed grapple check. If she succeeds she is now grappling and can deal her unarmed attack damage, but must repeatedly pass grapple checks to continue and also must now occupy the same space as the target or break the grapple

edit: also somewhere in this she has a really good Perform (Scream) roll

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Quint the Alligator Snapper 2019년 6월 18일 오후 4시 32분

heckit님이 먼저 게시:
Quint the Alligator Snapper님이 먼저 게시:
But the premise is that she already passed her spot check, and is spending her surprise round doing a jump action.
True, true. My bad.

So she passes a DC10 jump check to leap a waist height.
She must then have a willing target to catch her. If not, she must grapple them. So she rolls to hit.
She hits, but provokes an attack of opportunity. If the AoO lands her grapple is cancelled. She then has to land a melee touch attack. And then she must pass an opposed grapple check. If she succeeds she is now grappling and can deal her unarmed attack damage, but must repeatedly pass grapple checks to continue and also must now occupy the same space as the target or break the grapple

edit: also somewhere in this she has a really good Perform (Scream) roll

This is the best post in the thread.

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↑↑↓↓←→←→BASelect 2019년 6월 18일 오후 4시 49분

If she is hot i would catch her if not she hits the ground.

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russgib638 2019년 6월 18일 오후 5시 37분

Catch her, then throw her to the snake's family because she just made a father go hungry, so now she gets what she deserved.

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trousers 2019년 6월 18일 오후 6시 05분

Quint the Alligator Snapper님이 먼저 게시:
heckit님이 먼저 게시:
True, true. My bad.

So she passes a DC10 jump check to leap a waist height.
She must then have a willing target to catch her. If not, she must grapple them. So she rolls to hit.
She hits, but provokes an attack of opportunity. If the AoO lands her grapple is cancelled. She then has to land a melee touch attack. And then she must pass an opposed grapple check. If she succeeds she is now grappling and can deal her unarmed attack damage, but must repeatedly pass grapple checks to continue and also must now occupy the same space as the target or break the grapple

edit: also somewhere in this she has a really good Perform (Scream) roll
This is the best post in the thread.

If she is around average weight for an American woman, the holder (if willing) also needs around 14 STR to do anything other than stagger around. Staggering around limits them to 5 feet of movement and denies them their Dexterity bonus to AC. This means the snake can sneak attack the holder if they aren't strong enough. Obviously, the snake has levels in Rogue, so this is going to be the case.

The girl also loses her Dexterity bonus to AC, and can too be sneak attacked, irrespective of holder willingness - so even if she is rejected, both can be sneak attacked. If either attempt to move, they will provoke attacks of opportunity.

So. Assuming both are unarmoured, this is a bad move. Seeing a snake and jumping into someone's arms, whether they like it or not, is just a great way to not only be easier to hit, but to get sneak attacked.

Or, y'know, snake attacked.

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Tesityr 2019년 6월 18일 오후 7시 09분

If I may clarify, she did not have to jump towards your friend... It is most likely that she was 'testing' him to see if he likes her.

Whenever a girl pays attention to you (almost literally 'at all') it is a sign that they are comfortable with you. They may not 'like' you of course, but something such as this, where she moves in your direction (jumping in your arms is a big sign) is usually indicative that she likes you and wants to see if you like her back.

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trousers 2019년 6월 18일 오후 7시 15분

Lee님이 먼저 게시:
big horse. big life.님이 먼저 게시:
If she is around average weight for an American woman, the holder (if willing) also needs around 14 STR to do anything other than stagger around. Staggering around limits them to 5 feet of movement and denies them their Dexterity bonus to AC. This means the snake can sneak attack the holder if they aren't strong enough. Obviously, the snake has levels in Rogue, so this is going to be the case.

The girl also loses her Dexterity bonus to AC, and can too be sneak attacked, irrespective of holder willingness - so even if she is rejected, both can be sneak attacked. If either attempt to move, they will provoke attacks of opportunity.

So. Assuming both are unarmoured, this is a bad move. Seeing a snake and jumping into someone's arms, whether they like it or not, is just a great way to not only be easier to hit, but to get sneak attacked.

Or, y'know, snake attacked.

This is too thought-out. Stop embarrassing everyone.

Guess I failed my Craft (Posting) check ):

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Cassidy 2019년 6월 18일 오후 7시 15분

I fall down together with her because I'm weak af

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Operation Iraqi Freikorps 2019년 6월 18일 오후 7시 40분

Attempt to catch her, though it would probably result in me falling on top of her. In reality, the snake wouldn't be there, as I work for pest control and some of the chemicals work well for keeping snakes away, as well as not having tall grass within a certain distance of all buildings.

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chiefputsilao✖️ping 2019년 6월 18일 오후 7시 47분

Fajita Jim님이 먼저 게시:
-catch her
-let her fall

My friend just let the girl slide off him and fall flat. He was all "I ain't your hero". lmao

your friend sensed the trap.

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Fajita Jim 2019년 6월 18일 오후 8시 15분

95thNY Co.ATeegardin21님이 먼저 게시:
Attempt to catch her, though it would probably result in me falling on top of her. In reality, the snake wouldn't be there, as I work for pest control and some of the chemicals work well for keeping snakes away, as well as not having tall grass within a certain distance of all buildings.

Disc golf course.

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Operation Iraqi Freikorps 2019년 6월 19일 오전 6시 40분

Fajita Jim님이 먼저 게시:
95thNY Co.ATeegardin21님이 먼저 게시:
Attempt to catch her, though it would probably result in me falling on top of her. In reality, the snake wouldn't be there, as I work for pest control and some of the chemicals work well for keeping snakes away, as well as not having tall grass within a certain distance of all buildings.

Disc golf course.

You should have said so before. Again, attempt to catch her and then fall in the process.

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