Tired of being tall

[ATU| Toaster]

I am 7ft tall and I can't fit in most cars and sometimes minivans. I have to buy more expensive airplane tickets and shower is a huge hassle. When will this world accommodate tall people?

[whatamidoing]

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branches

All the time.

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tops of doorways

Only in older buildings.

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ceiling fans

I couldn't stretch properly standing up because of my fan.

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stand up in a caravan and knock themselves cold.

Assuming you mean any motor vehicle that you can stand up in, I've banged my head on the top plenty of times, although never enough to knock myself out.

[s w e k]

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Crying in 5'9"

*laughs in 6'0"*

Has anyone ever had their belt loop get caught in a door handle, or knock their head on a light? Annoying.

[swillfly]

I wonder if shorter people have lower life expectancies versus taller people when there is pandemonium crowd trampling.. like the Mina stampede.

[SMIFFY]

I'm tired of people like OP

[JobeGardener]

Stand tall or don’t stand at all

[Trundle]

Weird OP didn't get beaned with that post.

[chiefputsilao✖️ping]

just be a great basketball player.

you get fetched by your team's huge shuttle bus.
you shower with your tall team mates.

[🦜Cloud Boy🦜]

"Turn your weakness into strength"
— some unknown wise guy.

If you are 7 feet, you should go to gym and build yourself like the BIG SHOW ( he is also 7 ft) or Hulk Hogan or Dwayne Johnson. Then you will be look like a giant, everybody will fear you. You might get a chance in Hollywood Movies. And be like Arnold Schwarzenegger. How many people got that luck?

[=CrimsoN=]

I don't believe you op

[White Knight]

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I'm tired of people like OP

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I don't believe you op

It seems kind of pointless to even bother pointing this out, but what the hell?

There are 2,800 people on this planet who are seven feet tall. That's 0.000038% of our species.

If the OP was one of those folks, had access to the internet, and could speak fluent English, then the NBA would be beating down his door and offering him multi-million dollar contracts - sight unseen, even if he had never seen a basketball in his entire life.

They can find a kid in an African village, but they can't manage to locate someone who can announce to the whole world, "hey, I'm 7' tall"?

It's a brutally absurd lie.

Being tall does kind of suck though. Finding clothes to wear, hats that fit right, feet hanging off the end of the bed, low ceilings/door jambs, etc.

The main benefits I've noticed are that women find me handy (when they want something from a high shelf), and people like to use me as a landmark in big crowds. That's about it.

[Vixus]

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I'm tired of people like OP

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I don't believe you op

It seems kind of pointless to even bother pointing this out, but what the hell?

There are 2,800 people on this planet who are seven feet tall. That's 0.000038% of our species.

If the OP was one of those folks, had access to the internet, and could speak fluent English, then the NBA would be beating down his door and offering him multi-million dollar contracts - sight unseen, even if he had never seen a basketball in his entire life.

They can find a kid in an African village, but they can't manage to locate someone who can announce to the whole world, "hey, I'm 7' tall"?

It's a brutally absurd lie.

Being tall does kind of suck though. Finding clothes to wear, hats that fit right, feet hanging off the end of the bed, low ceilings/door jambs, etc.

The main benefits I've noticed are that women find me handy (when they want something from a high shelf), and people like to use me as a landmark in big crowds. That's about it.

Should've realised when their name was ''thot''.

[Killerwhale]

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I am 7ft tall and I can't fit in most cars and sometimes minivans. I have to buy more expensive airplane tickets and shower is a huge hassle. When will this world accommodate tall people?

Go live in The Netherlands, it's a safe haven for all tall people (including me).

[slowdeath]

smh tall people ungrateful af

[Killerwhale]

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smh tall people ungrateful af

They are? The only benifit of being a tall person is that every girl at school wants to blow you.

[whatamidoing]

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smh tall people ungrateful af

They are? The only benifit of being a tall person is that every girl at school wants to blow you.

I like it because simply being tall is enough to upset a lot of short people.