Share your favorite dark humor jokes !

[polska jest bardzo bogata :D]

My one is this: What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.

[Moses The Prophet]

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Can we just ignore Task Force?

I don't know why he keeps coming back when he clearly has a much more profound sense of humor.

[AlmightyDunkle]

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves

I’m just kidding he hasn’t opened his present yet.

[Scorpios Society]

Ursprungligen skrivet av Terminal Hepatitis 2018 Ting:

Ursprungligen skrivet av A Jolly Variety of Soaps:

What do you call a man with no arms or legs that lives in the water?

Dead.

dead asian ?

[A Variety of Soaps]

Ursprungligen skrivet av Terminal Hepatitis 2018 Ting:

Ursprungligen skrivet av A Jolly Variety of Soaps:

What do you call a man with no arms or legs that lives in the water?

Dead.

Nope. Hint: it's a normal name.

[Scorpios Society]

Ursprungligen skrivet av Moses The Prophet:

Ursprungligen skrivet av 루치Luuchi:

Can we just ignore Task Force?

I don't know why he keeps coming back when he clearly has a much more profound sense of humor.

i love to see monkeys so it is free over here that why i am coming back

[{루루}RuRu]

Why did the American student enter a gun store?

He was buying school supplies.

[Aznees]

Ursprungligen skrivet av A Jolly Variety of Soaps:

Ursprungligen skrivet av Terminal Hepatitis 2018 Ting:

Dead.

Ursprungligen skrivet av Task Force 131:

asian

Nope. Hint: it's a normal name.

Sushi.

[Scorpios Society]

Ursprungligen skrivet av A Jolly Variety of Soaps:

Ursprungligen skrivet av Terminal Hepatitis 2018 Ting:

Dead.

Ursprungligen skrivet av Task Force 131:

asian

Nope. Hint: it's a normal name.

you know why ?? becouse we call asian people fish

[DaRandomDude]

Ursprungligen skrivet av Task Force 131:

Ursprungligen skrivet av Moses The Prophet:

I don't know why he keeps coming back when he clearly has a much more profound sense of humor.

i love to see monkeys so it is free over here that why i am coming back

https://www.google.de/search?q=monkeys&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjq84XI2LnYAhURPFAKHc6uDIQQ_AUICigB
There you go. A lot of monkeys

[A Variety of Soaps]

Ursprungligen skrivet av Terminal Hepatitis 2018 Ting:

Ursprungligen skrivet av A Jolly Variety of Soaps:

Nope. Hint: it's a normal name.

Sushi.

It's Bob.

[A Variety of Soaps]

Next one, what do you call a man with no arms or legs that hangs one the wall?

[Scorpios Society]

Ursprungligen skrivet av DaRandomDude:

Ursprungligen skrivet av Task Force 131:

i love to see monkeys so it is free over here that why i am coming back

https://www.google.de/search?q=monkeys&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjq84XI2LnYAhURPFAKHc6uDIQQ_AUICigB
There you go. A lot of monkeys

you guys are better . thanks for your family pictures tho

[DaRandomDude]

Ursprungligen skrivet av A Jolly Variety of Soaps:

Next one, what do you call a man with no arms or legs that hangs one the wall?

Jim?

[A Variety of Soaps]

Ursprungligen skrivet av DaRandomDude:

Ursprungligen skrivet av A Jolly Variety of Soaps:

Next one, what do you call a man with no arms or legs that hangs one the wall?

Jim?

Nope, try again. It's a really well known joke.

[DaRandomDude]

Ursprungligen skrivet av A Jolly Variety of Soaps:

Ursprungligen skrivet av DaRandomDude:

Jim?

Nope, try again. It's a really well known joke.

I'm German I don't need to know that joke