Share your favorite dark humor jokes !

[polska jest bardzo bogata :D]

My one is this: What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.

[Scorpios Society]

A Jolly Variety of Soaps původně napsal:

Task Force 131 původně napsal:

make fun of other people dead family member is = terrorism

ter·ror·ism
ˈterəˌrizəm/Submit
noun
the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.
"the fight against terrorism"

What he/she's saying isn't unlawful, it's not illegal to make offensive jokes, and I doubt it was a due to a pursuit of political aims.

wow this dude put his all IQ on this part .

[A Variety of Soaps]

Task Force 131 původně napsal:

A Jolly Variety of Soaps původně napsal:

ter·ror·ism
ˈterəˌrizəm/Submit
noun
the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.
"the fight against terrorism"

What he/she's saying isn't unlawful, it's not illegal to make offensive jokes, and I doubt it was a due to a pursuit of political aims.

wow this dude put his all IQ on this part .

Great comback, 10/10. I can tell you put all of your IQ into your English, it really shows.

[AlmightyDunkle]

Food is like dark humour

Not everyone’s gonna get it.

[Scorpios Society]

Cherry původně napsal:

Task Force 131 původně napsal:

you said 9/11 joke is ok ... then i said that to you let see if you going to like it if you family die like that and i make joke about it .

No I said you couldn't handle jokes. Never said they were OK ;)

you said it is a joke .. that is not a joke

you got it ? it is not

[A Variety of Soaps]

Task Force 131 původně napsal:

Cherry původně napsal:

No I said you couldn't handle jokes. Never said they were OK ;)

you said it is a joke .. that is not a joke

you got it ? it is not

Humor's subjective, isn't it?

[{루루}RuRu]

Why is the 5 year old African kid crying?

He's having a mid life crisis.

[Scorpios Society]

AlmightyDunkle původně napsal:

Food is like dark humour

Not everyone’s gonna get it.

♥♥♥♥ is like dark humour not everyone’s gonna get it. but you

[Scorpios Society]

A Jolly Variety of Soaps původně napsal:

Task Force 131 původně napsal:

you said it is a joke .. that is not a joke

you got it ? it is not

Humor's subjective, isn't it?

9/11 i not a joke people died .

[novasunshine]

루치Luuchi původně napsal:

Why is the 5 year old African kid crying?

He's having a mid life crisis.

Good one.

[AlmightyDunkle]

Task Force 131 původně napsal:

AlmightyDunkle původně napsal:

Food is like dark humour

Not everyone’s gonna get it.

♥♥♥♥ is like dark humour not everyone’s gonna get it. but you

Hopefully yours ;)

[novasunshine]

Task Force 131 původně napsal:

A Jolly Variety of Soaps původně napsal:

Humor's subjective, isn't it?

9/11 i not a joke people died .

Okay, so every other joke about dead people is bad.

[{루루}RuRu]

「Ninten」 původně napsal:

루치Luuchi původně napsal:

Why is the 5 year old African kid crying?

He's having a mid life crisis.

Good one.

Thanks I stole it like Amy Schumer.

[Scorpios Society]

AlmightyDunkle původně napsal:

Task Force 131 původně napsal:

♥♥♥♥ is like dark humour not everyone’s gonna get it. but you

Hopefully yours ;)

you suck my di.ck ? wow when ?

[Aznees]

Why do Africans walk so far to get their chocolate water?

Willy Wonka's chocolate factory is in Europe.

[novasunshine]

루치Luuchi původně napsal:

「Ninten」 původně napsal:

Good one.

Thanks I stole it like Amy Schumer.

Hey, at least you don't get money for it.