Share your favorite dark humor jokes !

[polska jest bardzo bogata :D]

My one is this: What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.

[Indiana Georg]

Was there really no better joke than mine ?

[kot]

Why are all black people so fast?


Because the slow ones are in jail

[Rio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2LoqH2Ex8I

[{루루}RuRu]

Why did the vegan cross the road?

To tell the person on the other side they're vegan.

[novasunshine]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von 루치Luuchi:

Why did the vegan cross the road?

To tell the person on the other side they're vegan.

That's not dark.

[Γαῖα]

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea ?

i wouldnt pay £200 pounds to have a lentil on my face

[{루루}RuRu]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von 「Ninten」:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von 루치Luuchi:

Why did the vegan cross the road?

To tell the person on the other side they're vegan.

That's not dark.

Oh I'm sorry you don't think my humor is dark enough to mug you.

[Aznees]

What animal abandons their youth at a very young age?

Monkeys

[We are in the Beam]

https://youtu.be/6EPTc4cS4YM
The comment section there has some good ones.

Ursprünglich geschrieben von anrkyuk:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Task Force 131:

I my not know that much English but I have enough IQ to undrstand that you dont make a joke out of tarrorist attack

You know what Task Force 131, such jokes might be in bad taste, but at least we can make them and say them in public or on a public forum without having the secret police come around and cutting our tongues out for doing so.

The day we stop doing or saying things because it offends some people the more and more we edge towards a dictatorial regime.

The very fact we can laugh at or about terrorists or what they do shows that they have not and will not win, they will not silence us and I will defend anyones right to mock whom or what they like to the death because that is what freedom is.

I am a free man and so are you, so damn well act like it.

Thank you.

[VoidFeeder]

you know how you hit a old tv to make it work... Thats why i hit every ♥♥♥♥♥♥ i see :3

[Γαῖα]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Coffinmaw:

Yes. Tested and everything. Though my neurophysiologist had told me and my parents that i'm a "high functioning autist". Still took a few years for me to accept it though.

I bet you were relieved. Thinking you were just a garden variety ♥♥♥♥♥♥ all those years must have been hell.

[Scorpios Society]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von anrkyuk:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Task Force 131:

we are not the one who keep getting ♥♥♥♥ by bombs and ♥♥♥♥ eveydays ... so you better think about your people who going to hell every day .

This is my final post in this thread as I'll not be baited by a snotty nosed imbred whelp like yourself. I'm British, born and bred since the mid 70's and for the first 3 decades of my life there were 20 to 40 terrorist attacks a year by the IRA, so don't lecture me about terrorism.

you are ♥♥♥♥ heads that why have alot of terrorist around you guys it is your problem

[Scorpios Society]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von 루치Luuchi:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von 「Ninten」:

That's not dark.

Oh I'm sorry you don't think my humor is dark enough to mug you.

people are saying that your jokes are full of ♥♥♥♥ stop it .

[DaRandomDude]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Task Force 131:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von anrkyuk:

This is my final post in this thread as I'll not be baited by a snotty nosed imbred whelp like yourself. I'm British, born and bred since the mid 70's and for the first 3 decades of my life there were 20 to 40 terrorist attacks a year by the IRA, so don't lecture me about terrorism.

you are ♥♥♥♥ heads that why have alot of terrorist around you guys it is your problem

please go away.

[Scorpios Society]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von BigBootyLover:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Task Force 131:

we are not the one who keep getting ♥♥♥♥ by bombs and ♥♥♥♥ eveydays ... so you better think about your people who going to hell every day .

He is from Commiefornia. Probably a millennial crybaby who is always going to find a reason to cry about something..

form your porfile pic i can see you cry more for getting that ass