Share your favorite dark humor jokes !

[polska jest bardzo bogata :D]

My one is this: What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.

[psychotron666]

They say a woman's work is never finished. Maybe that's why they get paid less

[OfficeSpider]

Begins at the 2:18 mark:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NSznmDXnZU

[ArcLight]

Messaggio originale di tisenoiazei100:

What has Blue lights and huge extinguishers...?

- A Lamborghini

Why the dinosaur crossed the road?

- Because he was helping a grandma

Dada..?

-fųck

Politics for 10 year olds?

- Alt-Right

Why his car is upside down

-Because he tries to do the opposite of having cancer

Why am i posting this?

- So anyone who reads it can die from cold...

Politics for 10 year olds... Alt-right ...

I don't get it.

[DaRandomDude]

No one has a ban yet? So boring...

[Aznees]

Messaggio originale di DaRandomDude:

No one has a ban yet? So boring...

Mods asleep, send nudes.

[Lusus Symphonia]

How do you know when a cabbage is boiled through?

the wheelchair floats to the top

[DaRandomDude]

Messaggio originale di Terminal Hepatitis 2018 Ting:

Messaggio originale di DaRandomDude:

No one has a ban yet? So boring...

Mods asleep, send nudes.

Can't send pics on steam. Would happily get you in jail for having child porn tho.

[CrapAttackah]

Messaggio originale di DaRandomDude:

Messaggio originale di Terminal Hepatitis 2018 Ting:

Mods asleep, send nudes.

Can't send pics on steam. Would happily get you in jail for having child porn tho.

upload it as artwork

[Juke Bredd]

"I lot of lee-way in the chuch."

"Well, I have a lot lee-waywith my mace"

"Which one? The fleshy on or the metal one?"

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[DaRandomDude]

Messaggio originale di Honey, I nosc0ped the kids!:

Messaggio originale di DaRandomDude:

Can't send pics on steam. Would happily get you in jail for having child porn tho.

upload it as artwork

I still need the artwork page... I dont want to get banned from that...

[Daxank]

Messaggio originale di psychotron666:

They say a woman's work is never finished. Maybe that's why they get paid less

There's a difference between dark humor and sexist humor

[DaRandomDude]

Messaggio originale di ⛄Daxank⛄:

Messaggio originale di psychotron666:

They say a woman's work is never finished. Maybe that's why they get paid less

There's a difference between dark humor and sexist humor

I still like it.

[D.B. Gennifer]

Messaggio originale di ⛄Daxank⛄:

Messaggio originale di psychotron666:

They say a woman's work is never finished. Maybe that's why they get paid less

There's a difference between dark humor and sexist humor

sexist humor is a subcategory of dark humor, go back to the kitch

[We are in the Beam]

Messaggio originale di ⛄Daxank⛄:

Messaggio originale di psychotron666:

They say a woman's work is never finished. Maybe that's why they get paid less

There's a difference between dark humor and sexist humor

Dark humor is supposed to be offensive. If you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen.

[D.B. Gennifer]

Two dictators are talking to eachother. The first dictator asks how the other was able to raise the national IQ so easily.


"Simple, I didn't count the women