Do not drink dihydrogen monoxide.

[The Impractical Engineer]

Everyday, millions drink dihydrogen monoxide. Here are same facts about it:

- Dihydrogen monoxide is the main ingredient in pesticides and a byproduct of rocket fuel.

- Dihydrogen monoxide is used by criminals

- Dihydrogen monoxide is the leading cause in drowning

- 100% of people who drink dihydrogen monoxide will eventually die.

If you want to sign the petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide, reply with 'agree' below.

[RRW359]

Автор сообщения: 萝拉

Автор сообщения: The Impractical Engineer

A highly radioactive and toxic compound present in most locations on earth

So Gamers?

I heard a gamer was trying to sell some DHMO that was in her bathroom.

[L1qu1dator]

If only all the people would listen...

[Fox Loaf Liz]

I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do it again too!

[erratic_gamer]

thanks for timely warning

[sage2001]

I promise I won't if you promise not to take bits from Penn and Teller.

[psychotron666]

I remember when someone used dihydrogen monoxide gag to tell environmentalists that they were pumping it into the ground for fracking and got them to protest dihydrogen monoxide

They fall for it from learning from vegans (if they aren't one themselves) who have the mantra of "if you can't pronounce it or know what it is, it's bad for you".

[videogames10]

Автор сообщения: The Impractical Engineer

- Dihydrogen monoxide is the main ingredient in pesticides

So that's what happened to my girlfriend. She told me that someone had sprayed her with some kind of chemical, and now two of her eyes are swollen shut.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1893405592

[Z i o ⚡]

You owe your life to water. Drink till you die. Drown yourself.

[Marty Mcfly]

Автор сообщения: The Impractical Engineer

Everyday, millions drink dihydrogen monoxide. Here are same facts about it:

- Dihydrogen monoxide is the main ingredient in pesticides and a byproduct of rocket fuel.

- Dihydrogen monoxide is used by criminals

- Dihydrogen monoxide is the leading cause in drowning

- 100% of people who drink dihydrogen monoxide will eventually die.

If you want to sign the petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide, reply with 'agree' below.

there are so many chemicals and additives in everyday food and drinks that you will drive yourself crazy if you worry about all of them.

there is no way to live without consuming at least some of them unless you grow your own food and dont use any fertilizers etc ?

the fact is you are going to die someday no matter what you eat or drink so why spend the short amount of time worrying about it.

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

Автор сообщения: Taddy Mason

Pretty sure that joke only works on Boomers and Gen X. Everyone else was educated during or post the advent of the internet and was taught this same thing. Hence the other posters jokes about it not even being funny back in the 90s.

I'm pretty sure we have a better education than modern children, So no.

[Frostylicious]

The only time I don't drink that is during a dry fast.

[RRW359]

Автор сообщения: Marty Mcfly

Автор сообщения: The Impractical Engineer

Everyday, millions drink dihydrogen monoxide. Here are same facts about it:

- Dihydrogen monoxide is the main ingredient in pesticides and a byproduct of rocket fuel.

- Dihydrogen monoxide is used by criminals

- Dihydrogen monoxide is the leading cause in drowning

- 100% of people who drink dihydrogen monoxide will eventually die.

If you want to sign the petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide, reply with 'agree' below.

there are so many chemicals and additives in everyday food and drinks that you will drive yourself crazy if you worry about all of them.

there is no way to live without consuming at least some of them unless you grow your own food and dont use any fertilizers etc ?

the fact is you are going to die someday no matter what you eat or drink so why spend the short amount of time worrying about it.

Who wants to let him in on it?

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

Not me

[Doc J]

Kind of reminds of the whole "traces of cyanide compound in appleseeds" thing.

[Fox Loaf Liz]

But that is a thing...