Do not drink dihydrogen monoxide.

[The Impractical Engineer]

Everyday, millions drink dihydrogen monoxide. Here are same facts about it:

- Dihydrogen monoxide is the main ingredient in pesticides and a byproduct of rocket fuel.

- Dihydrogen monoxide is used by criminals

- Dihydrogen monoxide is the leading cause in drowning

- 100% of people who drink dihydrogen monoxide will eventually die.

If you want to sign the petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide, reply with 'agree' below.

[The Impractical Engineer]

萝拉 a écrit :

The Impractical Engineer a écrit :

A highly radioactive and toxic compound present in most locations on earth

So Gamers?

Gamers are an isotope of dihydrogen monoxide

[Sonny_G_Oku]

Human beings are 70% dihydrogen monoxide.

[mari]

not funny

[The Impractical Engineer]

mari is not pretty a écrit :

not funny

I found it pretty funny actually. Gave me a good laugh.

[Auraplayer (Stir Crazy)]

Honey, I think that the chemicals that you've thrown away in the water made the frogs gay.

[AdahnGorion]

The Impractical Engineer a écrit :

Jinn-Gon Qui a écrit :

Where exactly does this substance appear in food?

Many foods contain traces of dihydrogen monoxide, so you should be wary.

Maybe if you live in regions that don't care much about population health, like the US.
But in most of Europe, there are strict rules on food quality and most people with just abit of education and wealth, buys local unprocessed food and ecological veggies/fruit/meat etc.. since its easy and cheap locally.

[Tony Twist's Thunderous Right]

Toast a écrit :

Man this really takes me back to the 1990's when this still wasn't funny.

[Yasahi]

Darkie a écrit :

The Impractical Engineer a écrit :

Many foods contain traces of dihydrogen monoxide, so you should be wary.

Maybe if you live in regions that don't care much about population health, like the US.
But in most of Europe, there are strict rules on food quality and most people with just abit of education and wealth, buys local unprocessed food and ecological veggies/fruit/meat etc.. since its easy and cheap locally.

I hope you're trying to make a pun of some sort. Dihydrogen monoxide = water molecule.

[Alaskan Catfish Hike]

Taddy Mason a écrit :

I remember my first chemistry class, too. Never felt the need to show my ignorance to the world right after, though. What are they teaching you kids in ‘Stralia?

Our teacher never let anyone that said it should be banned live it down. To the point of mentioning it to them years later. Kind of sad really.

[AdahnGorion]

Yasahi a écrit :

Darkie a écrit :

Maybe if you live in regions that don't care much about population health, like the US.
But in most of Europe, there are strict rules on food quality and most people with just abit of education and wealth, buys local unprocessed food and ecological veggies/fruit/meat etc.. since its easy and cheap locally.

I hope you're trying to make a pun of some sort. :brownllama: Dihydrogen monoxide = water molecule.

You don't see the obvious sarcasm? I personally think we are going much to out of line in many regards.. We have to be scared of anything today, water, grass.. (yes I have seen children, even teens, be scared of grass, because parents told them its dangerous.. or small water holes...)

I think its great we look at quality, great we think about what we consume and that we do.. The OP's post is pretty much as "You can pin anything on anything" post or put together x and y in any regard.. no matter how innocent it is.

[Yasahi]

Darkie a écrit :

Yasahi a écrit :

I hope you're trying to make a pun of some sort. Dihydrogen monoxide = water molecule.

You don't see the obvious sarcasm? I personally think we are going much to out of line in many regards.. We have to be scared of anything today, water, grass.. (yes I have seen children, even teens, be scared of grass, because parents told them its dangerous.. or small water holes...)

I think its great we look at quality, great we think about what we consume and that we do.. The OP's post is pretty much as "You can pin anything on anything" post or put together x and y in any regard.. no matter how innocent it is.

Sarcasm is hard to pull off in text format on an international forum where most people post in broken English.

The OP is repeating a parody that hasn't been fun in decades.

[AdahnGorion]

Yasahi a écrit :

Darkie a écrit :

You don't see the obvious sarcasm? I personally think we are going much to out of line in many regards.. We have to be scared of anything today, water, grass.. (yes I have seen children, even teens, be scared of grass, because parents told them its dangerous.. or small water holes...)

I think its great we look at quality, great we think about what we consume and that we do.. The OP's post is pretty much as "You can pin anything on anything" post or put together x and y in any regard.. no matter how innocent it is.

Sarcasm is hard to pull off in text format on an international forum where most people post in broken English.

The OP is repeating a parody that hasn't been fun in decades.

Ture it can.. I don't think he is trying to be funny, most likely he is just tired of a subject, that can be fit under his example.

[smoka-cola]

Did you get all this from my steam group "The Anti-Water Foundation"
also #stopwatertoday

[hedy]

oh my I think I possess some dihydrogen monoxide with me 😳

[TehSpoopyKitteh]

I love drinking water....