The Grand Thread of Riddles

[King Manuel I]

I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?

Whenever somebody answers the riddle, I’ll put up a new one, so make sure to look up here when someone answers right.

Please quote the riddle you’re answering

Keep in mind these riddles may not make sense to adults, I heard many of these when I was in school

Feel free to ask your own riddles as well!

[AtTheGates]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Manuel the Sharkhunter:

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από AtTheGates:

My ex's orgasm?

No...

Stumped on this one.

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

Awww... Don't stump us and then throw slowballs because we are wearing the extra thick helmets.

Tomorrow.

[OfficeSpider]

Man ♥♥♥♥ that other riddle thread.

[King Manuel I]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍:

Awww... Don't stump us and then throw slowballs because we are wearing the extra thick helmets.

Tomorrow.

Correct

[AtTheGates]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Manuel the Sharkhunter:

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍:

Awww... Don't stump us and then throw slowballs because we are wearing the extra thick helmets.

Tomorrow.

Correct

Tomorrow does arrive though....

[King Manuel I]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από AtTheGates:

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Manuel the Sharkhunter:

Correct

Tomorrow does arrive though....

But when it arrives, it’s today

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

I am so mad at the very basic concept of riddles right this second!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hints made to shoehorn you away from the answer!

"Oh, I am so sorry. I gave you another bad hint!"

Oh, REALLY! You mean saying criptic ♥♥♥♥ to make the puzzle more complicated than it actually was! Oh JEE!

I AM SO SURPRISED SOMEONE WHO GOT TO LOOK AT IT FROM A ♥♥♥♥ FREE PERSPECTIVE GOT TO SOLVE IT!!!!

AHRG!!!!!


Oh...

It's a pencil I guess.

I had that riddle on a popcicle stick...

An assassin upholding an ancient intent
Questioning nothing, once I have been sent
Seek me out in the alley, but client, beware:
If I am to strike, then none shall I spare.

OH! SO MAD AT ALL LOGICAL THINKING!!!!

[Chiki]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍:

I am so mad at the very basic concept of riddles right this second!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hints made to shoehorn you away from the answer!

"Oh, I am so sorry. I gave you another bad hint!"

Oh, REALLY! You mean saying criptic ♥♥♥♥ to make the puzzle more complicated than it actually was! Oh JEE!

I AM SO SURPRISED SOMEONE WHO GOT TO LOOK AT IT FROM A ♥♥♥♥ FREE PERSPECTIVE GOT TO SOLVE IT!!!!

AHRG!!!!!


Oh...

It's a pencil I guess.

I had that riddle on a popcicle stick...

An assassin upholding an ancient intent
Questioning nothing, once I have been sent
Seek me out in the alley, but client, beware:
If I am to strike, then none shall I spare.

OH! SO MAD AT ALL LOGICAL THINKING!!!!

Oh well that sounds pretty tough but why be mad at the riddles?

[Chiki]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍:

I am so mad at the very basic concept of riddles right this second!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hints made to shoehorn you away from the answer!

"Oh, I am so sorry. I gave you another bad hint!"

Oh, REALLY! You mean saying criptic ♥♥♥♥ to make the puzzle more complicated than it actually was! Oh JEE!

I AM SO SURPRISED SOMEONE WHO GOT TO LOOK AT IT FROM A ♥♥♥♥ FREE PERSPECTIVE GOT TO SOLVE IT!!!!

AHRG!!!!!


Oh...

It's a pencil I guess.

I had that riddle on a popcicle stick...

An assassin upholding an ancient intent
Questioning nothing, once I have been sent
Seek me out in the alley, but client, beware:
If I am to strike, then none shall I spare.

OH! SO MAD AT ALL LOGICAL THINKING!!!!

not to mention that he did it with one comment man that guy was good

[King Manuel I]

If you’re going to post here, please answer a riddle, or put one of your own

[OfficeSpider]

Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍:

I am so mad at the very basic concept of riddles right this second!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hints made to shoehorn you away from the answer!

"Oh, I am so sorry. I gave you another bad hint!"

Oh, REALLY! You mean saying criptic ♥♥♥♥ to make the puzzle more complicated than it actually was! Oh JEE!

I AM SO SURPRISED SOMEONE WHO GOT TO LOOK AT IT FROM A ♥♥♥♥ FREE PERSPECTIVE GOT TO SOLVE IT!!!!

AHRG!!!!!


Oh...

It's a pencil I guess.

I had that riddle on a popcicle stick...

An assassin upholding an ancient intent
Questioning nothing, once I have been sent
Seek me out in the alley, but client, beware:
If I am to strike, then none shall I spare.

OH! SO MAD AT ALL LOGICAL THINKING!!!!

Ahhh I was too focused on the wording "shut up in"